Tonight we do another car inspired by a reader. Yes, you the reader . Make any suggestions. Suggest the Volkswagon Rabbit, which you never know. We might do. Hell, I don't know. But keep the suggestions coming. And we are glad you guys and girls like this feature.

Michele goes first tonight, with the '69:

This car. I know, I have this habit of turning car talk into sex talk but, man. This thing is, well , guys? You know how sometimes you will see a girl walking down the street and you, being a polite and mature kind of guy, you know you shouldn't whistle or make a remark or stare at her legs or ass or tits, but you just can't help yourself, you do anyhow and you find your eyes following her and you wonder what she's got going on under that dress and what she's like in bed and you have to wipe a little drool from the corner of your mouth and maybe put your jacket over your lap? Yea. That's this car. My neighbor has one of these and the only thing that keeps me from straddling the hood is that it's orange. If that car was black, I would have been arrested for indencency with a motor vehicle already. Oh yea, the fact that it's a '69 is not lost on me [insert beavis laugh here].

Turtle does the '68:

A car that I have been staring at a lot is a car so cool that Steve Mcqueen chased it down the streets of San Francisco like Karl Malden on speed with a cock ring on so tightly his eyes were bulging out. Karl Malden...Cock Ring. For the life of me I never thought those two things would be in the same sentence.

That's the car folks. 1968 Charger R/T

But that's what this car feels like. Something that you could take the family to Taco Bell in and the second they got out to go eat their bean burritos, you drop the clutch and take some hills with a cigarette hanging out your mouth acting like you were the bad guy in "Bullit," cranking the stereo, thinking this car was made for a stud like you when really you were racing to the porn store to get that cock ring..Cause Karl Malden is dead. And so is Steve McQueen. Someone has to take their place. And it is gonna be god damn you.

Fu Manchu - Free and Easy (Summer Girls)
Dwarves - Back Seat of My Car
Youth Brigade - Full Speed Ahead

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