8 simple questions to hurt your brain
by Turtle Jones

Inspired by a post over at Pril's site, and because I was having so much fun with it, we decided to steal it. Sorry Pril, but this was too much fun. The original is going on at her site but we were bored as fuck today and it is hot. Divorce Court and Cops can only take you so far before your mind starts wandering. So this is what Pril did. She gave a list of questions. Simple questions but the trick is that you have to answer all of them with one artists songs. Just one band. Their song titles. We at FTTW always push ourselves so of course we had to do three bands, but you guys can just do one. Or none. Fuck if I care. I had fun doing this. Hopefully you will too.

So answer the questions with the song titles of one band. If you still don't understand, read ours for examples.

Michele is up first.

Ready?

Here we go!

Artist: Butt Trumpetcfuck.jpg

Are you male or female?: Pink Gun

Describe yourself: I’m Ugly and I Don’t Know Why

How do some people feel about you?: Classic Asshole

How do you feel about yourself?: Clusterfuck

Describe what you want to be.: Decapitated

Describe your current mood: I’ve Been So Mad Lately

Describe your friends.: Ode to Dickhead

Share a few words of wisdom.: Shutup - M

you guys getting this?

Next up?


Artist: Faith No MoreWoodpeckerFromMarsOB1.jpg

Are you male or female?: Woodpecker From Mars (sidenote..I know what that means...-T)

Describe yourself: naked in Front of the Computer

How do some people feel about you?: Easy

How do you feel about yourself?: Land of Sunshine

Describe what you want to be.: Jizzlobber

Describe your current mood: Midlife Crisis

Describe your friends.: War Pigs - M

Let's keep going.

Who is next?

Artist - Angry Samoans

samoanss.jpg

Are you male or female?: Not of This Earth

Describe yourself: Unhinged

How do some people feel about you?: You Stupid Asshole

How do you feel about yourself?: You Stupid Jerk

Describe what you want to be.: Different World

Describe your current mood: I'll Drink to This (love song)

Describe your friends.: Homo-sexual

Share a few words of wisdom.: STP not LSD - M

You guys get what we are doing?

Next up?

Artist - Turbonegro

Are you male or female?: Sailor Manpopeye.jpg

Describe yourself: Zillion Dollar Sadist

How do some people feel about you?: Just Flesh

How do you feel about yourself?: Dazzling Display of Talent

Describe what you want to be.: Midnight NAMBLA

Describe your current mood: I Got Erection

Describe your friends.: All My Friends Are Dead

Share a few words of wisdom.: Ride With Us - T

Who is next?suicide.gif

Artist - Black Flag

Are you male or female?: Modern Man

Describe yourself: Can't Decide

How do some people feel about you?: Wound Up

How do you feel about yourself?: Nothing Left Inside

Describe what you want to be.: Drinking Black Coffee

Describe your current mood: Depression

Describe your friends.: TV Party

Share a few words of wisdom.: No Deposit, No Return - T

Next up?

Artist - Jimi Hendrixcastlesmadeofsand.jpg

Are you male or female?: Hey Joe

Describe yourself: Manic Depression

How do some people feel about you?: Purple Haze

How do you feel about yourself?: Castles Made of Sand

Describe what you want to be.: Ain't No Telling

Describe your current mood: Bold As Love

Describe your friends.: Wait Until Tomorrow

Share a few words of wisdom.: Have You Ever Been (To Electric Ladyland) - T

We will have more stuff coming out tonight, but we thought it would be fun just to take a break for a few hours and just do something fun. These were the six bands that popped off our heads in under five minutes. We had a list of bands we could do this to, but these were the first ones we thought of. We had fun doing this. This makes you think, and in some cases, get deep. Try it and have fun. It's your turn now.

And and thank you pril for having this idea.

Now it's your turn, mein readers.

What band would fit your life?

Angry Samaons - STP not LSD
Black Flag Depression
Butt Trumpet Clusterfuck
Turbonegro Sailor Man
Faith No More Woodpecker From Mars
Jimi Hendrix Castles Made of Sand

Comments

Artist: Mr. Bungle

Are you male or female?: Squeeze Me Macaroni

Describe yourself: Slowly Growing Deaf

How do some people feel about you?: Dead Goon

How do you feel about yourself?: Stubb (A Dub)

Describe what you want to be.: Egg

Describe your current mood: My Ass Is on Fire

Describe your friends.: TV The Girls of Porn

Share a few words of wisdom.: Quote Unquote

All from one album!

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Awesome job, Cullen.

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This is cool. Very great job on Pril's part.

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Here ya go!

Are you male or female?: Sick Boys

Describe yourself: No Pain, No Gain

How do some people feel about you?: King of Fools

How do you feel about yourself?: Don't Take Me for Granted

Describe what you want to be.: I Wasn't Born To Follow

Describe your current mood: Another State of Mind

Describe your friends.: She's a Knockout

Share a few words of wisdom.: Live Before You Die

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The artist was Social Distortion. I suck at comments :P

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i wish i made the thing up :P it is fun. I'm gonna do some more later probably.

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This one's kind of a gimme.....

Are you male or female?: Good guys don't wear white

Describe yourself: Small man, big mouth

How do some people feel about you?: Screaming at a wall

How do you feel about yourself?: Out of step

Describe what you want to be.: Little friend

Describe your current mood: Cashing in

Describe your friends.: Bottled violence

Share a few words of wisdom.: Look back and laugh

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are you male or female?: eight times over miss october

describe yourself: tight like that

how do some people feel about you?: brazenhead

how do you feel about yourself?: rock n roll outlaw

describe what you want to be.: impetus

describe your current mood: binge and purge

describe your friends.: guild of mute assassins

share a few words of wisdom.: careful with that mic...

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The Descendents:

Are you male or female?: Eunuch Boy
Describe yourself: I’m Not A Loser
How do some people feel about you?: I’m The One
How do you feel about yourself?: I Don’t Want To Grow Up
Describe what you want to be.: I Want To Be A Bear
Describe your current mood: Hope
Describe your friends.: Kids
Share a few words of wisdom.: I Like Food


Good times

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Bullet Lavolta

Are you male or female?: Mother Messiah
Describe yourself: Alright
How do some people feel about you?: Off Kilter
How do you feel about yourself?: Sunshine
Describe what you want to be.: The Gift
Describe your current mood: Blind to You
Describe your friends.: Between the Lines
Share a few words of wisdom.: What's in a Name

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Descendents make this so easy.

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Too easy, I feel like I copped out

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