Shall We Play A Game? by Michele Christopher
Something simple, yet fun for today. We're gonna play a game called Band Sausages. I don't know what the name really means, I got it from somewhere else a long time ago, but I think it has to do with the way they cram all those meat-by products into that rubbery stuff to make one big sausage.
So what's a band sausage? Basically it's stuffing a bunch of bands together to make one. Oh, I get it now!
The rules: Take as many bands as possible and squeeze their names together to form a new band. For example; Vanilla Ice Cube, using Vanilla Ice and Ice Cube. Barry White Lion. Agnostic Front 242.
See how this goes? You can throw together as many as you want. In fact, the longer the band sausage you come up, the more we will admire you. And you know what admiration from FTTW will get you. Laid? That would be cool.
So it's pretty simple. Take some bands. Throw their names together to make a longer band name. Get laid. Or not.
Here's some of ours:
Michele:
Grateful Dead Kennedys
Sonic Youth Brigade
Iggy Pop Will Eat Itself
Dropkick Murphys Law
Turtle:
Geto Boys II Men
A Perfect Cirlce Jerks
Bouncing Soul 2 Soul
Brand New Bomb Turks
Now get thinking and give us your sausage!
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Comments
wolfmother love bone thugz in harmony
... that's it i blew my load on the first one. time to snoozzzzzzzzzzzz..
Posted by: kali | August 15, 2006 11:15 AM
Dead Can Dance Macabre
Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | August 15, 2006 11:23 AM
this one just takes a minute to do, but it hurts
Posted by: the turtle | August 15, 2006 11:23 AM
the the vandals
/that was easy
Posted by: Anonymous | August 15, 2006 11:24 AM
Pink Floyd Crammer
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark Side of the Cop
Posted by: Roxanne | August 15, 2006 11:24 AM
Static X Ray Specs
Mr. Mister Big Audio Dynamite
Posted by: Michele | August 15, 2006 11:26 AM
Now you only thought of BAD because I did OMD! ;-)
Posted by: Roxanne | August 15, 2006 11:29 AM
Cole Porter Wagoner
Despised Icon of (This Mortal) Coil
Johnny Cash Brothers and Sisters of Mercy Me First and The Gimme Gimmes
Posted by: Watchman | August 15, 2006 11:30 AM
You woke my inner 80's child, Rox :)
Posted by: Michele | August 15, 2006 11:30 AM
men at work in stiffs
/i cheated on that one
Posted by: the turtle | August 15, 2006 11:37 AM
N*ggers with attitude adjustment
Posted by: Anonymous | August 15, 2006 11:41 AM
No Safety Scissors for Lefty Frizzell
(officially addicted. thanks heaps.)
Posted by: Watchman | August 15, 2006 11:41 AM
Perhaps this one is cheating (as well as really lame in an 80s sort of way):
The Police Cars
or
Sniff and the Tears for Fears
Third Eye Blind Faith
D Generation X
Posted by: newscaper | August 15, 2006 11:56 AM
My Life With The Thrill Kill The Cult, Confessions of a Shonen Knife
Cheating. But I like it.
Posted by: Cullen | August 15, 2006 12:01 PM
The Dead Milkmen at Work
LA Guns 'n' Roses
True Sounds of Liberty X
I'm done!!
Posted by: newscaper | August 15, 2006 12:05 PM
The Dead Milkmen at Work that's my favorite so far
Posted by: kali | August 15, 2006 12:20 PM
bloodhound gang of four non concrete blonds
there
Posted by: pril | August 15, 2006 12:43 PM
young mc 900 foot jesus jones
Posted by: pril | August 15, 2006 12:44 PM
Gang of Four Non Blondes
The Damned Deep Purple Crowded House
The Church Monkees
Posted by: Solonor | August 15, 2006 1:15 PM
Big Black Flag
King Crimson Glory
Steely Dan Fogelberg (ugh)
Posted by: trick bunny | August 15, 2006 1:19 PM
Posted by: ClashCityRocker | August 15, 2006 1:37 PM
C+C Music Machines of Loving Grace
Reverend Horton Canned Heat
Posted by: pril | August 15, 2006 2:23 PM
christian death in june
simply redd kross
flaming lipps, inc.
house of lords of the new church
Posted by: dynamine | August 15, 2006 2:37 PM
thin lizzy borden
carcrash int'l. noise conspiracy
pain teen(s) idles (ok.that's a stretch...)
Posted by: dynamine | August 15, 2006 2:44 PM
D.R.A.F.I
Posted by: ClashCityRocker | August 15, 2006 2:53 PM
mudhoneydrippers
Posted by: pril | August 15, 2006 3:44 PM
MegaDeth Cab For Cutie
Posted by: ClashCityRocker | August 15, 2006 3:54 PM
and you will know us by the trail of dead boys
modest mouse on mars
evil's toy dolls
Posted by: dynamine | August 15, 2006 4:08 PM
Love & Rocket(s) From The Crypt
U2 Live Motley Crue
Scissor Sisters of Mercy
Posted by: ClashCityRocker | August 15, 2006 4:25 PM
Damn you all, now i can't get any work done...
Posted by: ClashCityRocker | August 15, 2006 4:26 PM
Hey, you guys are really good at this.
Turtle and I have both been out most of the day, but we'll add some more of our own soon.
Posted by: Michele | August 15, 2006 4:45 PM
None More Blackalicious
Bouncing Soul Asylum
Teenage Bottlerocket From The Crypt
Posted by: Tim | August 15, 2006 4:48 PM
Weird Al Green
The Pointer Sisters of Mercy
Bel Biv Devo
Death Cab Calloway for Cutie
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young MC
Ace of Basie
Posted by: dorkafork | August 15, 2006 4:49 PM
Days of the New Model Army
Blessid Union of Soul Asylum
Burden Brothers Johnson
JAckson Five For Fighting
Earth, Wind and Firehose
Three Dog Nightranger
Posted by: Anonymous | August 15, 2006 5:00 PM
damn the anonymous one is me. Good thing i don't have a job. I surely wouldnt be doing it right now.
Posted by: pril | August 15, 2006 5:01 PM
i am finding this appeals to any and all OCD-like tendencies i may, or may not have.
Posted by: dynamine | August 15, 2006 5:04 PM
Huey Lewis and the New Order
Chris Isaac Hayes
Nat King Missile
Mister Mister Bungle
Simply Red Hot Chili Peppers
Simon & Garfunkadelic
Camper Van Halen
The Barry White Stripes
Jay-ZZ Top
Posted by: dorkafork | August 15, 2006 5:09 PM
neil young mc
/dammit! all the good ones were taken
Posted by: the turtle | August 15, 2006 5:13 PM
LL Cool Jay Z
Third Eye Blind Faith No More
Grateful Dead Milkmen without hats
The Pointer Sisters of Mercy
Love Spit Love and Rockets from the Crypt
Posted by: Michele | August 15, 2006 6:15 PM
Duane Eddy Van Halen
Posted by: triticale | August 15, 2006 6:42 PM
this one's been done before so I can't take credit:
Boy George Michael Jackson Brownsville Station
Posted by: Lordsomber | August 15, 2006 7:01 PM
Blink 182Live Crew
Hank Williams Junior Brown
Willie Nelson Riddle Orchestra
Posted by: triticale | August 15, 2006 7:04 PM
tangerine dream syndicate
slaughter & the dogs d'amour
tom tom club nouveau
dream theatre of hate
Posted by: dynamine | August 15, 2006 7:05 PM
Boy George Michael Jackson Brownsville Station
The Fallout Boy George Michael Jackson Browsnville Station
Posted by: Michele | August 15, 2006 7:06 PM
Funkadelic Furs
Bananadramarama
Tenacious Dee-Lite
Adam Anti-Flag
SubHumans League
Mission UK to Burma
Spear of Destiny's Child
Posted by: pril | August 15, 2006 7:10 PM
Big Sugarcubes
Dinosaur Junior Brown
Living Colour Me Badd
Queens of the Rolling Stones Age
Posted by: pril | August 15, 2006 7:21 PM
gaaah.
Big Country Joe and the Phishbone
Posted by: pril | August 15, 2006 7:28 PM
D.I.-O
Eagles of Christian Death Metal
D.R.I.-vin and Cryin
NoMeansNOFX
Meat London Beat Manifesto
Orchestral Maneuvers in the Darkness
Posted by: Josh | August 15, 2006 8:10 PM
Ok. Josh has my absolute favorites.
Posted by: Michele | August 15, 2006 8:20 PM
Faith No Doubt
(I just think that's hilarious, like they've turned into a lame Christian rock band.)
Posted by: dorkafork | August 16, 2006 12:31 AM
Manfred Mannheim Steamroller
Michael Jackson Browne
Rick Dusty Buffalo Springfield
Mos Def Leppard
Leadbelly Zeppelin
RuPaul McCartney (now there's a visual)
Sly and the Family Stone Temple Pilots (R&B grunge)
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson | August 16, 2006 4:16 AM
oh, and...
Electric Light Orchestral Maneuvers in the Darkness
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson | August 16, 2006 4:17 AM
And one last - Gang Green Day.
Posted by: Josh | August 16, 2006 9:39 AM