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We are just having fun here by Turtle Jones
Welcome back to FTTW. Today we are still both out of it. Thank you everyone who mocked me for burning myself and for calling me stupid. Hey. You damn well all know you would have done it it too. It's like dumping extra wasabi on sushi. You know it will hurt, but you need to do it. So lemmie alone. Anyways, a new day is rising and we need something else to do. I have a few things to do today and so does Michele, so we will keep this short. Tonight will be a new story inspired by a reader that will be long and hard. That sounds like a porno, but really it is about recovering off an addiction. This one will be about nicotine, but we really don't want to get into any deeper drugs. Read the disclaimer. So, since we are doing something deep tonight, we decided to do something fun today. Many times I have said "That would be a great name for a band" from some of your comments. Just messing around. I would never be in a band named that, but really, some of them are really funny. So for today. Take a minute and let your mind go and tell us what you think a cool name for a band would be. And really, as you will see in mine, the don't have to be serious. Just give us a few so we can all laugh at your creativity. Ready? turtle is up first. Battalion of Masturbators and the end to them all We Hate Cute Puppies
"Half pint in hell! Someone is going down! Burn in hell half pint! I'm good at this! - T Michele is up next I always wanted to be in a band. I can't play a single instrument and I can't sing worth shit, but being in a band seemed like the coolest thing a person could do. I had a made up band with my sister called Pond Scum (big hit: Save the Whales), another made up band with friends: Polly Gram and the Sires (hey, we worked in a record store) and another fake band with friends later: Halite (big hit: Billy Corgan's head). I think that site is still online somewhere. No, I'm not finding it for you. So I've spent a lot of time thinking up ridiculous names for ridiculously fake bands. My favorite of all time is Run For It, Marty! I'm thinking it would be an emo band. They all have stupid names like that. As for more: The Daves I Know Hey, just think of all the names I decided not to put here. This isn't exactly a family friendly site, but I think we have to draw a line somewhere. Like with bands named after vaginal infections. Line drawn. - M So that's our choices and really, this took about five minutes. So send us some of yours and see if yours can rock more then WHCP or MAIOF. Cause they really hate them puppies. And an ass of fire is nothing to be laughed at.
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A speed metal band that watches Little House but hates god while they do it. There first song can be "Half pint in Hell "
MonkeyBalls
Stumble It!
Comments
Should exist:
Syk Dyck and the Forks
The Platonics
Meat Beard
Jesus Christ and the Nail Driving Five
The Fabulous Bunion Shavers
Hot Wing Hangover
Dumpster Full of Riot Grrls
Existed (local to Lexington KY):
Bored and Dangerous
Skullhead
Gnarly Love
Abe and the Vigodas
Desmond's Tutu
Sally Strugglers
Wished I had thought of it:
Mondale
Posted by: Matty (WankRag) | August 7, 2006 12:58 PM
When I was younger, I always felt that book titles would make good band names. It seemed "deep" at the time.
I liked Another Roadside Attraction and Slaughterhouse 5 particularly.
The best name I can think of is probably the name of a real punk band I was in: The Jonestown Punchbowl.
Posted by: Cullen | August 7, 2006 1:01 PM
i always liked
masturbation menstation
bulemia banquet
get me sick, I'll suck your dick
christian choas
threshthrone
but those are real.
Posted by: the turtle | August 7, 2006 1:09 PM
The Vince Lombardi Rest Station
that's definitely my next band.
First hit: Glory Hole
Posted by: michele | August 7, 2006 1:12 PM
Posted by: kali | August 7, 2006 1:22 PM
- Barchord Wondermen
- Front Row Parking
- Johnny and the Sellouts (later becoming simply 'The Sellouts')
- This Band Sucks
- Beer Money
- The Fuck You Faces
- Spitjar (country band)
Posted by: mrbandw | August 7, 2006 1:29 PM
Oh my god she found it. Hahahaha.
Posted by: Michele | August 7, 2006 1:49 PM
Aural Sects (say it out loud)
Posted by: bob | August 7, 2006 2:12 PM
Inspired by Henry Rollins:
Wang Smashers
Mythical Sun
Or, howsabout Mythical Wang?
I like that. Esp. if the band had a dyke lead singer.
Posted by: Cullen | August 7, 2006 3:19 PM
I Peed In The Trashcan And Forgot To Flush.
Posted by: Tim | August 7, 2006 4:52 PM
While we were Revolver most of the time, our band's alternate name came off the top of a Wendy's table, back when they had all those 1890's looking ads on them: Torpid Liver and the Artificial Limbs
Posted by: Solonor | August 7, 2006 8:15 PM
I want to play drums in a band called Balls Out. My kickdrums will have fiberglass shells in the shape of two big hairy balls.
We'll open for Gwar.
Posted by: JimK | August 8, 2006 3:55 AM