Movies and Music. Sometimes It's Just Funny by Turtle Jones
These are some of the new writers! Feel free to insult them or drag them down. But, remember, they are the ones entertaining you during the day. So as part of our kick off week, we asked them all to do answer question. We ask you to answer this, too. The best scene of a rock star in a movie. Wanna answer? Wanna meet some of our wrtiers? Join in. Lee Ving as Mr. Boddy in "Clue", and Jane Wiedlin in the same movie as the singing telegram girl that gets shot at the door. Anthony Kiedis in "Point Break". I love "The New Guy", there's tons of goofy cameos in it, like Henry Rollins as the prison warden, Zakk Wylde as the wussy cellmate to Eddie Griffin's character, and Gene Simmons as the mall preacher. Ok now the few words... Just cool to have a movie credit as someone who was spent the movie dead, for Lee Ving (and i think Richard Hell got a similar part in "Desperately Seeking Susan" actually). Good times seeing Jane shot! Same with Anthony Kiedis, but it was just his foot if i remember right. The other ones.. one of those things, you see the movie for the first time and you're all "Hey that's whatsisname!" and it just makes the movie worth watching, even if it DOES kind of suck otherwise. Damn and i almost forgot, and i watched the movie again the other night.... Sting was the sort of dickhead dad who owned the pub in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels". Been a while since i saw the whole thing. I thought he was funny. Sting's always kind of a sweet guy with his desert rose and blue turtles and crap and then here he's this asshole pub owner. turtle takes the calling next Lee Ving from FEAR in Flashdance. He had the perfect look and the perfect attitude for this role. He was a strip club promoter trying to turn innocent girls into girls that would kill their dreams by taking off the clothes for a few bucks more. This was beautiful because in all reality, it wasn't really him acting....this is the way he lived. Anything for a few dollars more. Beer and strippers. This man had a job that alot of us wanted but what he was built for. Seein' titties and drinking beer. Getting in fights and seein' tittes. This was Lee Ving. Heh, I will call Sting in Quadrophenia, or Lee Ving from Fear in Streets of Fire, but the hands down best would be Steve Vai in Crossroads.and the film Crossroads with Ralph Machio not the crappy Britney Spears film. the one I'm on about was a blues film, and it was pretty damn good. Ernie gets all Canadian on us. I love the scene in Wayne's World where Wayne and Garth get back stage WE'RE NOT WORTHY!! Sport Rumors comes out punching. tiny dead bunny gets weird on us.
Uber runs to the border.
Kali cripples us all when i was a kid i wanted billy idol to rock so much harder than he actually did. (yes even in gen x fucking sissies) so in that jim morrison movie cleverly disguised as a doors movie when he played the raucous dude with a limp screaming and fucking girls in cars?!?!?! ya. that was cool. the billy idol i always wanted. foul mouthed and
I call The Circle Jerks in Repo Man... A young Emilio Sheen says in his best 20 year old deadpan, "I can't Cullen pulls out an old tape. Jello Biafra, Ted Nugent, Mike Nesmith, and many others in Tapeheads. I'm not sure that any rock star's performance really stands out in this movie, but this is a favorite flick from my youth. Back in the days when Tim Robbins was still funny and John Cusak kept his ideology in his pants. There is plenty to like in this movie. But the best. King Cotton. Chicken. Waffles. Rap. Jello Biafra as an FBI agent. Flea in Big Lebowski In The Big Lebowski - one of the greatest movies ever made - Flea plays Nihilist #2 (aka Kieffer). He's not a very good nihilist. Kind of whiny. And it's not even his best film work. But I just love the whole nihilist angle of this movie. Nihilist #2: Iss not fair! Plus, he looks kinda goofy in that outfit. The Loud Pedal makes his mark. Red Hot Chili Peppers in the absolutely disgraceful 1986 skateboarding film, Thrashin'.
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Comments
the mention of Joe Strummer made me remember that the rest of the Clash, at least two of them, but maybe 3, was in a neat little flick called "Ladies and Gentlemen; The Fabulous Stains".
Posted by: pril | September 11, 2006 3:22 PM
My second mention would be Gene Simmons in Runaway because, I mean, bwahahahahaha!
Posted by: Cullen | September 11, 2006 3:31 PM
Or Gene Simmons in Wanted Dead or Alive, deepthroating a grenade and turning into Mister Explod-O-Head as Rutger Hauer eschews his bonus. Classic cinema, also containing a timeless quote from the previously unassuming Benson Robert Guillaume:
"The next time you fuck me, kiss me first!"
Posted by: Anastasia | September 11, 2006 4:04 PM
how about kevin costner in truth or dare? oh wait that's an actor in a music movie... but still, "neat?" ahahah
Posted by: kali | September 11, 2006 4:07 PM
That gives me an idea for a whole other topic - actors who think they are musicians.
Posted by: michele | September 11, 2006 4:10 PM
oooooh -- good one!
Posted by: kali | September 11, 2006 4:12 PM
I nominate Don Johnson... 'Lookin' for a heaaarrrrt beat!'
Posted by: Ernie | September 11, 2006 4:52 PM
Dude are you making fun of 'Runaway,' The classic action drama starring Tom Seleck??
Shameful! ;)
Posted by: Ernie | September 11, 2006 4:58 PM
pril, they sure did, what was the the Stains played throughtout the movie?
Posted by: Michael | September 11, 2006 7:08 PM
We really need an edit button...
That should read, What was the song the Stains played.
Posted by: Michael | September 11, 2006 7:09 PM
I'm with Uber on this one. Great movie in it's own way.
I'm going to try and bring up the close second, Young Guns II...Bon Jovi getting blown away.
Posted by: Chuck | September 11, 2006 7:51 PM
What about Bon Jovi in that U-Boat movie?
Posted by: Michael | September 11, 2006 7:59 PM
Rock and Roll High School.
Posted by: Tim | September 11, 2006 8:29 PM
Guns and Roses was in a Dirty Harry movie, The Dead Pool, for about 5 seconds. And watching Jim Carey lip sync Welcome To the Jungle is downright hilarious, even if it's not on purpose.
Posted by: Ernie | September 11, 2006 8:44 PM
And I can't freaking believe I forgot this: Six String Samurai
The Red Elvises in one of the best Post Apocalyptic-Kung Fu-Western-Wizard of Oz meets Vegas style movies ever....
Highly recommended....
Posted by: thefinn | September 11, 2006 9:40 PM
while it was an absolute shite movie, siouxsie & the banshees playing as the bar band in out of bounds almost made the movie worthwhile...and yet another couple of notches in flea's movie bedpost: suburbia and dudes. and lee ving! yet again!
Posted by: dynamine | September 11, 2006 10:35 PM
Alice Cooper as himself in Wayne's World. I haven't pronounced Milwaukee the same way since.
Posted by: Annastazia | September 11, 2006 11:18 PM
lee ving comes up alot in these.......
Posted by: the turtle | September 12, 2006 12:23 AM