Oh hello GIRLS. Damn, Babs, I know you have more money than the Pope, but seriously, can't you rein those bitches in? Here, have a Vicky's Secret coupon. View this image large only if you do not value the structural integrity of your retinas.

Speaking of things that need support...Miss Tara "Dear God Whatever Did We See In Her" Reid continues to pretend that she's not looking at the backside of 30, AND that she's immune to gravity. See above, re: coupon.

For another kind of freakish we turn to those crazy kids Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. I am told that in this image she's restraining him from physically attacking a paparazoid, but rumor has it that she's actually just trying to keep him from leaving her.

And here's my very favorite celebrity couple, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. They're usually so chipper. She's always smiling graciously at the freaks with cameras, and he's usually got it under British control...however this time Señor Rossdale is, quite rightly, insisting on a bit of bloody family time, albeit with his middle finger. Might be a bit too subtle for them, Gavy.

And finally, even though we despise Janis Joplin and all her evil works, the news that toothsome Zooey Deschanel will play her in the upcoming biopic (one of them anyway), makes us kind of tingly. Though, areek as we are of brutal honesty, we think she has FAR too much personality for the part...they should have cast Pink instead.

And now to the week in fashion. To be honest, we're far too exhausted after the giddy joy of Olympus Fashion Week to be very thorough here (perhaps we need a bit of blow?), but we simply cannot let the horror that is ANKLE BOOTS pass unmolested. People, did we learn nothing from the 80s? Can skinny ties, shoulder pads and mandatory Aqua-Net wings be far behind? I tell you, the resurgence of this particular fad simply cannot be condoned. We owe it to our sanity to beat the ever-loving shit out of anyone caught wearing these monstrosities. The 80s WILL NOT rise again!!!

* A limpkin is a bird that digs through mud for sustenance. Appropriate, no?

The Pop Culturista lives in Florida, where she watches a lot of E! and Project Runway.