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A good Thursday to you all, consumers. Do we have our Mastercards ready? Good, follow us, then...and no Mister Grabby Hands or Mommy will spank. Last week's Lego ice trays were such a big hit, we present you this week with another fine Lego product: LEGO® Classic Magnet Bricks. Gorgeous, aren't they? We're a bit disturbed by this "classic" appellation. It kind of infers that they've been available for some time, which is clearly unpossible because *we* never had anything nearly so cool as that. Just the plain old plastic ones. That got lost. Crunched when you accidentally stepped on them. And neverever came in cool colors like violet and acid green. DAMMIT! Next we have a funky little plate just perfect for slabs of pie, cake, or...er, quiche. Basically anything triangular. And in a nice functional white so there's no unseemly tossing out of the dinnerware due to mismatch woes. There's a great many more fun little money-wasters on that site, too, so do spend a moment or two plowing around.
Here we have a reason to make some of us contemplate renting our sister's toddler for Halloween, just to be able to shove them into this Princess Leia costume. How bloody cute is that, we ask you.
In the Factoids tradition of Showing You Things That Aren't Available For Sale, here's a very modern fishbowl by Italian artist Carlo Contin. The concept is that it gives the fishy somewhere to swim to. And since fishy has the brain power of a mushy grape, once he turns to go back to the other side, it's all new to him. On the Don't You Dare Buy That side of the ledger, this Zevro Coffee Dispenser has to be the most useless piece of crap we've seen in, oh, about ten minutes. Imagine, if you will, fumbling about in the morning, desperate for a hot cup of life-extending java, and having to hoist that thing over your filter, remember how many times you've clicked it..."fuckit, was that three or four?" and actually *hit* the filter with all the grounds. Statistically impossible, says we. Stick with the frigging spoon. We've neglected fashion somewhat lately, largely due to the orgiastic, er, orgy that was NY Fashion Week. Then London Fashion Week. You get the picture. So, here's a few choice tidbits to make up for it... First up, a No No. We will never understand the Goth look, never having been either A) that misunderstood, or B) that self-centered. So, if we come across you wearing these tarty little witch boots, we will knock you down and throw foodstuffs at you. Oh what, you're going to get up and chase us? Aheh. We love that Japanese influence is coming back into vogue in fashion, but weep to think we might have to thank Gwen Stefani for it. This delightful kimono dress is wear-anywhere sort of gear. Good for parties, quiet dinners, shopping, orgies....oops, did I say that again? Sorry. And finally, catering to those who share our handbag affliction, here's a kitchy little pop culture bag, in a wonderful square shape. The graphic is neither freaky nor overly cartoony, therefore we pronounce it worthy of collecting. Ok, peoples, that's it, we're at our credit limits for today. Ta until next week! Anastasia is an impulse shopper from Florida who may or may not have a Lego fetish. |
Comments
I need a child to put that costume on.
I wonder if my sister would be upset if I tried to stuff her son into a Princess Leia outfit....
Posted by: michele | October 12, 2006 9:33 AM
HEY! i was thinking the same exact thing. damn sisters and their BOYS.
Posted by: kali | October 12, 2006 9:45 AM
Keep bringing us that sweet Lego action!!
Posted by: Dan | October 12, 2006 9:56 AM
tarty
witch
boots
MMmmmmmmm
Posted by: Bob | October 12, 2006 11:14 AM
I want to buy those legos for my nephew, but I think I'll keep them at my place so he'll have something to play with when he's here.
Posted by: mike | October 12, 2006 11:17 AM
Might I present this atlernative for the little boys ?
It's so much less disturbing that a little boy with bun hair...
Posted by: thefinn | October 12, 2006 12:05 PM