Pumpkin Part I : Pumpkins is kinda funny to say fast. Pumpkinspumpkinspumpkins
by Baby Huey


DISHFUL OF METAL- Food talk, savory recipes and....metal reviews. Hey, it works. by DJ Baby Huey



It's October, bitches! That means the scariest holiday of the year is right around the corner -- that's right, Thanksgiving with the family (insert horror shrieks here). What'd you think I was going to say?

To commemorate my favorite month of the year, every Dishful of Metal recipe for the next 5 weeks will feature pumpkin. Today we'll be adding pumpkin to an Italian comfort food. Coming weeks are going to feature pumpkin in both savory and sweet recipes. All the recipes will be easy, and delicious, or your money back.

First, I'm going to tell you how to roast a pumpkin. This will come in handy. In some cases, you can use canned pumpkin just fine, and I'll let you know that.pumkin.gif To roast it, take a 3 pound pumpkin and cut the stem off. Cut it right down the middle and scoop out the seeds. Save those for later! Rub the cut side with some vegetable oil and place it cut-side down on a cookie sheet. Put it in a 375 degree oven for about 45 minutes. It's done when you can put a toothpick into the cut side and it goes in with not much
resistance. Scoop out the flesh and cut up into the chunks you want, or puree it, or whatever.

(to use the seeds, clean off all the seed gunk, put it on a cookie sheet and put it in a 350 degree oven for about 15 or 20 minutes, till they just start to get brown and smell nutty. Pull them out of the oven and toss them with some salt. Snacks ahoy!)

Now that you can roast a pumpkin, I'm going to teach you how to make risotto. A lot of people talk about how hard it is, but they? Are full of shit. Yeah, risotto's a little time consuming, but it's not difficult to make. The concept is always the same; substitute whatever ingredients you like, and you've got a food as comforting as mashed potatoes but without all the uncomfortable penis-insertion connotations.

Pumpkin-sage Risotto
1 lb roast pumpkin, cut into 1/2" cubes
2 tbsp unsalted butter
1 onion, minced
1 stalk celery, minced
2 cloves garlic, minced
salt and pepper
1 cup arborio rice*
1 c white wine
4 c low sodium vegetable broth
2 tbsp fresh sage, shredded
juice of 1/2 lemon
1/4 c parmesean cheese

* the type of rice is EXTREMELY important. The longer the grain of rice, the less starch there is in the grain. Risotto requires an extremely starchy rice. If you can't find "arborio" or "risotto" rice (and most grocery stores do carry arborio these days), sushi rice will work quite nicely. In general, you want a medium-grain rice. Never ever EVER use long grain rice.

In a small sauce pan, heat the broth over low heat till it's hot. It shouldn't be bubbling, just hot.

In 10" wide skillet (that's at least 3" deep), melt the butter over medium heat. When the butter has finished foaming and just starts to get nutty and the slightest bit brown, add the onions, celery, and garlic. Season with salt and pepper. chick 2.gif
Cook for about 5 minutes till the vegetation gets a bit soft. Add the rice and stir for a minute or two. You're done at this point when the rice starts to get a bit translucent around the edges. Add the wine and stir till it's absorbed.

Add the stock, about 2/3 c at a time. Stir frequently till each batch of liquid is absorbed, then repeat. Don't add the next batch until the current liquid is all absorbed.

When you've got about a cup of liquid yet, add the pumpkin and from then on, stir very gently. You don't want to break up the pumpkin. It should take you about 20 or 25 minutes to incorporate all the stock -- this is the "hard" part of making risotto. You just have to pay attention to it.

After all the liquid is incorporated, add the sage, lemon juice and parmesean. Stir gently to combine. Reseason this with salt and pepper.

Risotto is great by itself or as a side dish. Plus, everyone thinks it's so complicated, it's like the greatest date meal ever. It's comforting as hell and is sure to score you booty points.

Baby Huey's radio show, "Dead of the NIght" can be heard Tuesday evenings on WXDU, 88.7 FM, Durham, NC

Comments

so this is recipes OR metal reviews? I feel like I could be writing this column...maybe not BETTER, but with a little more metal :)

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i want this. i want this but i don't want to make it.

how far is durham from baltimore? i mean it is NORTH carolina, right?

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Thanks Huey, this sounds great. Sounds a lot easier than all the other metalhead chefs would have me believe.

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I am looking forward to a pumpkin pie recipe as I am going to try this for Thanksgiving, along with apple pie, (hint hint).

(My Mom has taken to buying store-bought pies for T-Day. This must be stopped, and it is up to me I guess)

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i love jack chick pictures

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It's recipes every week, and metal on the last tuesday of the month. If there's enough desire, I can start putting in an album of the week type thing. Interested?

And kali, Baltimore's a 5 1/2 hour drive, or like a 45 minute flight to Durham.

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Ernie, next week I'll be doing a pumpkin cheesecake. One bite of this and you will never EVER go back to pumpkin pie.

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I put Old Bay on my pumpkin seeds. YUM.

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HEY! old bay! now you're speaking my language. wow. never thought of it on pumpkins seeds. hrm.

five and a half hours, huh? i'm a driver more than a flyer...

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oh my god

they are hitting on each other in this thread

am I the only one who sees this?

might as well change this site to www.pumpkinsex.com

although, saying pumpkin really fast is kinda funny

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Pumpkin cheesecake? Foodgasm. Mmmm.

Josh, doing a metal review each week with the recipe isn't a bad idea.

You should review death metal for October. What goes better with pumpkin pie than Cannibal Corpse?

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Yeah, an album of the week or something would be the best. Give us all two things to do.

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pumpkin pie and any speed metal from Norway

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they are hitting on each other in this thread

what can i say?

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satyricon and salted seeds

salt my seeds for satan
salt them before sunrise
watch my seed set
they be tasty as you cry

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they be tasty.

is that anything like we be clubbin'?

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my pumpkin seeds need your hole
sell it all to the devil, truth be told
i am pumpkin love seed
ill get into place
spreading my love seed
all over your face
this is me halloween
sure i spelled it wrong
but nothing it better
then you sucking my dong
feel the power of his high holy dark king
pound you up the ass as my tounge licks you around you ass ring
Your ass moves with pride as the devil lives inside
call it rosemary's baby?

I just call it my love gravy

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I'm not sure if that's brilliant or frightening.

Halloween night might be interesting.

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All Murder. All Guts. All Pumpkin!

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fuck. don't blame me i haven't had sex in three weeks and he can cook risotto and likes inflames.

and uh turtle... you're hardly one to talk you ass ring licker...

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take that turtle. and i believe the medical term for it is "cinnamon ring"

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