Happy Thursday, consumers!
First up on our must-have list this week is this Logitech diNovo Edge keyboard. Self-billed as "the world's most advanced keyboard," all we know is we must have it.
PerfectStroke key system for the ultimate keyboard feel. Bluetooth wireless and Li-Ion powered. Stylishly sleek with its elegant charging base and backlit controls, the diNovo Edge makes a bold statement.
Must. Have. It. But then our keyboard fetish is fairly well documented so feel free to disregard.
Next up is something every household should have, regardless of the number of children actually in residence: LEGO Ice Bricks. Uh-oh... "Sorry, item is not available in this country." Bloody hell. Er, sorry.
Well, here, have a Vincent Van Gogh action figure instead. He has an easel, paintbrush, mini masterpieces, and best of all, interchangeable "pre-accident" and "post-accident" heads. We think it'd have been more fun for the actual ear to be removable, but we'll take what we can get.
Next are these delightfully girly parasol/umbrella thingers. Suitable for twirling, flirting from beneath, repelling light showers, and stabbing through the heart any would-be rapists. Kicky cute *and* multitasking!
For your refrigerator, some faux-vintage magnetic reminders that you're not just a Mom, you're a Mom That is Not to be Fucked With. We proudly display several of these on our own fridge, including the one pictured.
And finally, our What the Entire Fuck? entry for this week: Shu Uemura DEPSEA WATER. And we quote unto you:
A refreshing mist that can be used anytime over the face, skin, or hair to revive spirits and provide hydration. Depsea water is extracted from 320m below sea level and contains over 60 minerals.
Get the fuck out of here. This is a license to steal money. From stupid people. We don't know whether to castigate them or congratulate them.
That's all for this week. Happy shoplif...er, shopping!
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Comments
Put me down for two Van Gogh's. I wanna make them fight, the two eared one versus the one eared one.
Yeah!
Posted by: Bob | October 5, 2006 5:18 PM
Man. I want those Lego trays. Gonna have to call on some of my UK buds.
Posted by: Cullen | October 5, 2006 5:28 PM
i want the lego trays now
Posted by: the turtle | October 5, 2006 5:58 PM
Yea. Cullen, tell your friend to order a couple for Turtle and I!
Must have!
Posted by: michele | October 5, 2006 8:04 PM
The lego trays come up as buyable for me. (Tho at your link, they don't...)
$7.99 per tray.
Posted by: Tanya | October 9, 2006 9:54 AM