It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
by Wilhelm

ihatechristmas.jpgIt's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'ry store I go
The people are starting to shove, buying for those they love
With candy canes and checkout lanes aglow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in ev'ry store,
But the prettiest sight to see is Ms. Eggers hitting me
At the store's front door.

A violent video game that'll drive you insane
Is the wish of Barney and Ben.
Dolls with the figures imposs'ble to mirror
Is the hope of Janice and Jen.
And mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'ry store I go
The economy's kind of bad, spending is really sad,
And stores are 'fraid their bottom line's too low.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Registers will ring
And the thing that will start it all is the advertiser's call
Pulling your heart string

Wilhelm has been banned from playing mall Santa in 17 states

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