Let's See Those Dollars, Gentlemen! by Kali Pornia
ok so i just started this new gig. same employer, new gig. my employer is the largest private employer in the state though, so... uh needless to say i don't know any of my new coworkers.
thank god that it's wintertime. luck has it that i always need to find a new gig in the winter. and as i've now entered into the 9-5 workforce (another good thing don't laugh) i need to look, uh respectable for lack of a better term. and i have tattoos. lots of them. and long sleeves would look really weird in the middle of summer. so ya, the new peeps don't know that i'm a freak. i've lowered the freak flag as it were.
well... the tattooed freak flag.
i always think that i'm going to be really reserved at any new gig. i mean i always think that i'm going to watch my mouth, fly under the radar, act like a full fledged adult. and this time it worked! for one full day i was the nice quiet new girl.
then they showed me my new office. ok cubicle. but really it's nice. because i am assistant to the head of operations at this place i got a double wide! it's like a long reception desk thingy with lots of room and track lighting. the best thing is that i'm not the receptionist. i fucking hate receptionist duties. i'll personal assist all day long but the meet and greet thing is just not my style.
so.. my eyes follow the desk down the line as i inspect my new abode. and what do my eyes rest upon in the middle of my space? uh. a pole. yes, there is a pole in the middle of my cubicle.
now let's say this right now. i'm not peeved about the pole being in the middle o my space. im not that kinda girl fung shuei? kung fu? whatever. but what is interesting is that I HAVE A POLE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CUBICLE!!
uhm. how can i stay away from the stripper jokes? the answer? i can't. i just can't. so the stripper jokes started day two and now i've set the tone. and i've set it pretty low as you can well imagine. so now we're painting the pole a different color than the rest of the new space. and the private room jokes have begun! it's... well, it's entertaining. and i'm officially not the nice quiet new girl.
i'm the girl with the stripper pole in her cubicle.
oh just wait until summer comes...
Kali just waits for the summer to let it all hang out.
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Good luck at the new gig kali! Take pictures. Of the pole, I mean. Once you paint it. Yeah, that's the ticket...
Posted by: Uber | January 11, 2007 8:38 AM
that is kinda funny thou...
tape some dollar bills to the desk
Posted by: turtle | January 11, 2007 9:06 AM
Stay off the pole.
Posted by: Ernie | January 11, 2007 9:24 AM
that's the thing i love about this place... the broad spectrum of advice. : )
Posted by: kali | January 11, 2007 9:41 AM
My advice is to work that pole.
You never know when you might need some extra cash. Make it while you can.
Posted by: michele | January 11, 2007 9:50 AM
the broad spectrum of advice.
we are just here to help! :)
Posted by: JJ | January 11, 2007 10:26 AM
couldn't help myself..
shoot me now...
but he is so cute...
Posted by: turtle | January 11, 2007 10:40 AM
oh my god i could squeeze him 'til his eyes popped OUT!!!
Posted by: kali | January 11, 2007 11:48 AM
Congratulations, again, and you should probably only visit the pole during the summer and every other weekend.
Posted by: Cullen | January 11, 2007 12:01 PM
I want a pole in my office!!! Hooray for for poles!!
Posted by: Bonnie | January 11, 2007 12:03 PM
oh my god i could squeeze him 'til his eyes popped OUT!!!
What about him?
Posted by: baby huey | January 11, 2007 12:39 PM
Posted by: turtle | January 11, 2007 1:11 PM
INVISIBLE STRIPPER POLE!
Posted by: michele | January 11, 2007 1:16 PM
"How to be a Stripper"
Posted by: Velvet Jones | January 11, 2007 1:21 PM
I think we need a picture of the pole.
Posted by: shawna | January 11, 2007 7:11 PM
Hey, this pole may well have been the icebreaker for you in your new job!
I mean, who cares if the girl with the newly-painted pole in the middle of her cubicle has tattoos?
We do need a picture, though, for full effect.
Posted by: RWA | January 11, 2007 10:03 PM