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You Say It's Your Birthday by Michele Christopher
Happy Birthday! And now, a moment of sappiness. Turtle, I don't know what kind of gift to give you that would be equal to the gift you give me ever single day. I'm just so happy to be able to celebrate this birthday with you instead of being thousands of miles apart. I know this year will bring you lots of happiness, love and all kinds of kick ass things because, let's face it, we kind of rule together. Happy birthday, babe. I love you. I hope this card made you smile. Michele I hope everyone joins us in wishing the turtle a very happy birthday.
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wow
seriously, that made me smile. i didn't know that was coming.
Thank you to everyone. To the readers and to the writers. Thank you all.
It has been a blast being a part of FTTW and I have you all to thank for that.
so thank you
Posted by: some amazed turtle | January 13, 2007 12:29 AM
Happy birthday! I hope this is a great day for you. And hopefully tomorrow will be pretty cool, too, birthday or not... - Kory
Posted by: Kory | January 13, 2007 2:44 AM
Happy birthday, sir!
Posted by: Solonor | January 13, 2007 8:11 AM
Posted by: to the king of the road | January 13, 2007 8:38 AM
Hi Gang,
It's me, Mr. Patrick Swayze. I've been lurking around here for a while now and I just wanted to drop by and leave a note to my FAVORITE FAN and say Happy Birthday, Mr. Turtle!!
Posted by: Mr. P. Swayze | January 13, 2007 9:02 AM
Shoot, come on over, we'll head down to Hooters, grab some wings and slam back some Kalibers. Of course it's freaking -2 here with teeny tiny snow that stings like needles blowing at you at 20 miles an hour...but hey, it's the thought that counts. Besides, I don't know how you would get here without going through Iowa and Nebraska and trust me...I understand the sucktitude which is I-80.
Posted by: Timmer | January 13, 2007 9:54 AM
Happy birthday T!
Turtle and I first met on TotalFark. He's truly one of the funniest guys in the world. And to give you a taste of his humor that fits in with this glorious event, here's a turtle quote I've kept in my TF profile, about how to make an entrance at a surprise party that's for you, but that you already know about:
walk in with roadkill looking really weird
when everyone is in shock, throw it out the door and smile
Have a good one T!
Posted by: Uber | January 13, 2007 9:59 AM
Hi gang! Hugh Jackman here. My close personal friend Dave in Texas told me it was Turtle's b-day and I just wanted to drop by and say many happy returns.
I'll check in from time to time, when I'm not hanging out at Dave's pool this summer. Have fun TMan. Hope is snows sometime soon up there.
Have you ever seen snow? Dave in Texas doesn't get much of it either, but they're thinking maybe this weekend. I wonder if the jet is outta maintenance?
Later y'all,
Oh, and Michele, ROWR! Dave in Texas didn't tell me you were such a cutie.
Posted by: Hugh Jackman, a close personal friend of Dave in Texas | January 13, 2007 10:00 AM
Happy day, mate!! Welcome to "pushing forty"!!
Posted by: thefinn | January 13, 2007 10:55 AM
Happy birthday Turtle!
lmao@ P. Swayze
Posted by: kat | January 13, 2007 11:33 AM
Hey everyone, Michael Landon here.
I hang out here from time to time when I'm not doing angel stuff.
Happy birthday, Turtle. Thanks for all the mentions of Little House. Some day, when it's your turn to take that golden highway to heaven, I'll be there waiting for you.
Posted by: charles ingalls | January 13, 2007 12:10 PM
Happy Birthday, Turtle. I've loved you ever since you had the balls to tell me how stuck in '77 I was. Heh. ;)
AC
Posted by: Andrew | January 13, 2007 12:23 PM
Posted by: go motherfucker go! | January 13, 2007 12:23 PM
In case you were all wondering, this was turtle's bday present from me:
plus some grape soda and smokes and breakfast out and.....other stuff.
Posted by: michele | January 13, 2007 12:29 PM
heh heh
i got a ducks jersey
heh heh
and i got some other..stuff
Posted by: turtle | January 13, 2007 12:35 PM
Happy birthday, homie!
from meatwad
Posted by: meatwad | January 13, 2007 12:40 PM
I was right.
Posted by: Friedrich Nietzsche | January 13, 2007 3:10 PM
Oprah and them keep saying that 50 is the new 30, so that makes you about 15, you should totally get a new skateboard. Just don't break a hip 'cause Oprah and them are full of shit! Hope it's a good one!
Posted by: Richard | January 13, 2007 3:12 PM
Happy Birthday man! I hope your nights are filled with... Well lets just say I hope your bread gets buttered!
Posted by: Matthew | January 13, 2007 4:12 PM
Happy Birthday, Turtle! Sweet jersey.
Posted by: Joel | January 13, 2007 10:29 PM
Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie deer ewe
Hippo birdie two ewes
I figured since you like animals...
Plus who knew that they even sold jerseys to a nonexistant team =)
Hope you had a great one!
Cheers,
Deb
Posted by: Deb | January 13, 2007 11:03 PM