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Robot Breasts Bring Pain!
by Kory Schaubhut
Kory is still on vacation this week. Or moving. Or going into the witness protection program. Either way, he left us some nifty stuff about robots.
The Giant Warrior Robots, known as "Tetsujin Lobo Force" in Japan, were a royal family that in the remote past protected the Planet Eris against evil Giant Monsters. They were a family of three, with the Blue Pilot as the father, the Red Pilot as the mother, and the Gold Pilot as the Son.
Actually, they were somewhat misnamed as their battlesuits weren't really "robots" capable of autonomous action, but instead vehicles that required pilots. The suits themselves were based on Green Knight technology from earlier generations.
They went like this:
On Evil Planet, the evil Blue Skinned King called on his witch to create a horrible giant monster to attack Planet Eris. She created a giant monster and the King sent it to attack.
Next the Robots battled the monster, who had the upper hand at first, until the Robots used one of their special attacks that always destroyed monsters easily. Why the Robots didn't just use this 100% effective attack at the beginning of the fight is one of life's eternal mysteries.
Each member of the team wore a different color uniform so that the audience could tell them apart. The Blue Robot and Gold Robot had different heads for the same reason.
Here are some of the attacks that she used throughout the series. Unfortunately the names of the attacks were usually censored in the American release of the series.