Officer Jo here of the FTTW Fashion Police and this week's fashion culprit: David Arquette, the youngest of five, has managed to garner the title of being one of the most aesthetically interesting dressers in Hollywood today. His love for bow tie has brought them back into the main stream of fashion (He was adorable in A Very, Merry Muppet Christmas!), but its his lack of style that makes him a Walking, Talking Fashion No-No.

Whether its a cheesy shirt of Bozo the Clown, a plaid suit, or just way too many sequins on a blue suit - David Arquette's oddly quirky personal style keeps him on "Worst Dressed" lists across the country as a repeat Fashion Offender". No one can manage to figure out how Arquette continuously makes bad style choices while married to the moderately fashionable star of DIRT, Courtney Cox-Arquette. The couple always look strangely paired when out in Hollywood, but its mostly due to their clashing style choices.

So, Mr. Arquette, I'm placing you under arrest as a repeat fashion offender. I hope you can make the orange jump suit work for you.

Of course you can. Its just your style. ;D

- Jo

Top 5 Celebrity Gossip for the week of May 6th

5. Verizon Wireless has dropped rapper Akon from their ring-tone selections and has dropped their sponsorship to his tour due to the fact that he thought it would be hysterical to simulate sex with a 15 year old while performing a concert. Akon said he had no idea how old she was and is sorry...hmmmm, where have I heard that excuse before?

4. Rosie O'Donnell, who has decided to leave "The View", is now in talks to start her own "view" like talk show and is asking for $40 million a year...she'll be lucky to get half of that...if someone is interested in all in picking up the show.

3. On the baby front - Sheryl Crow has adopted a 2 week old baby boy and Jamie Pressly (from "My Name is Earl") had a baby boy this past week. Donald Trump is a first time grandpa as son Don Jr. had a baby girl this week.

2. To update the Tom and Katie saga from last week - they are showing how serious they are about their marriage by plunking down $35 million for a Bev Hills mansion - ah yes, nothing says "solid marriage" like real estate. On another side, Katie thanks the cast and crew of her new movie "Mad Money" each Friday by bring them....wait for it....cupcakes.

1. And the number one story this week goes to Paris Hilton. We let you know last week that Ms. Hilton was going to be spending some time behind bars. She spent the beginning of the week pimping her petition asking for a pardon from the Govinator and left an announcement on her myspace page asking for support, explaining that people need her around for something beautiful to look at. I couldn't even finish reading her message because I was vomiting. Then she changed her tune and said she would serve time to show all her fans that breaking the law isn't good. Her 45 day sentence will probably be cut down dramatically due to overcrowding in the LA Jail...stay tuned for details.

That's the wrap-up for this week...the dirty dirty laundry!

Jo writes Amie, Bonnie is the author of Raising Hell. Together, they fight fashion and celebrity crime.

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