Officer Jo here. We've just pulled over Icelandic pop singer, Bjork, for a repeat fashion offense. Apparently being a child of eight did not teach her anything about how to dress like other people or how to present herself to the public. The Sugar Cubes lead singer has repeatedly made "Worst Dressed" lists for years, most notably for her "Dead Swan" dress at an awards show in 2001. THAT fashion faux paux not only got her on every worst dressed list that year, but catapulted her into a fashion icon for her absurd taste in fashion statements.

Fame, An Oscar nomination, and eleven (11) wins of awards from the Academy Awards for her song "Dancer in the Dark" to her best actress win from the European Film Awards has done nothing to waver from her eclectic style choices, whether it be a dead swan or an outfit made completely of yarn in every color imaginable. She definitely has a very "original" personal style that no one should try to copy for fear of their own personal safety.

So, Bjork Gudmundsdottir (yes, that's her real name!), I'm placing you under arrest for your outlandish outfits and a lack of civilized style in the public domain. We'll get you a cell with Miss Hilton. Maybe you two can learn something together about fashion. -Jo

Top 5 Celebrity Gossip for the week of May 14th

5. Breakups this week (or ones that were actually confirmed by celebrity reps this week!)
- Denise Richards and Richie Sambora - these two made me ill....the way this all started was just wrong. You don't date your friend's ex.
- Jessica Simpson and John Mayer - although sources say it's not for good - much like the relationship in general!

4. Anne Heche and her soon to be ex-husband shared some crazy insult slinging this week. The ex wants full custody of their kid (Homer) and a ton of money....we would not argue with that given Heche's crazy-psycho past! Bring on the psych eval too!

3. Cameron Diaz and Mindfreak illusionist Criss Angel have been spending some time canoodling all over Vegas this week - what a very strange pair!

2. Britney Spears brought her pantie showing, lip-synching, hip gyrating, "concert" down to Orlando this weekend and experienced a "glitch" in the sound system when her voice cut out during a song. She improvised by turning around and shaking her ass at the crowd until her voice came back on. Isn't that how all of us improvise in tough situations?

1. Three months after being given the all clear, Farrah Fawcett received some un-expected news this week. The former Charlie's Angels star has confirmed that doctors found a small malignant polyp in the same area where she was treated for rectal cancer earlier this year. This news was broken by the National Enquirer. A close friend explains that the "sad part of this story is that she didn't have a chance to tell some of her family yet...It is now clear that the tabloids are as invasive and malignant as cancer." So sad and yet so true.

That's the wrap-up for this week...the dirty dirty laundry! -Bonnie

Jo writes Amie, Bonnie is the author of Raising Hell. Together, they fight fashion and celebrity crime.

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