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Fuck Family Circus by Travis Gruber
This afternoon I decided I would experiment on myself and not in the choke yourself while masturbating and punching yourself in the mouth kind of way. After drinking coffee and soda all morning I bought one of those five hour energy shots and found myself halfway on the brink of a heart attack. But at the same time I found myself with super-meth-head type energy boost; the results of which are what you're about to see. I'm sure something similar to this has been done before but fuck them it's never been done by me.
Before we move on you have to understand something: I, like most comedians, comic artists, people with half a brain, HATE FAMILY CIRCUS and nothing brings me more satisfaction than sullying something pure and innocent and twisting it into a dysfunctional clusterfuck. For legal purposes all the characters of The Family Circus are the copyright of the guy who makes this retarded strip. I'm just the asshole who took his wholesome words out and put my own fucked up jokes in there. With the groundwork laid, here it is:
Yes I feel really dirty for having written that caption.
Sadly, I did not write this line. Thank you Dave Attel.
Feel free to go ahead and spread 'em the myspace and such....I could use the advertising.
Travis Gruber: Sullying American institutions one anal-sex joke at a time.
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Comments
You are one seriously sick, twisted, fuck. I like that in a person.
Posted by: Timmer | May 10, 2007 9:44 AM
Nice. I hate that fucking strip.
Posted by: Bryan | May 10, 2007 10:38 AM
Dammit...can't see the goodies in Firefox or IE...unless there's really nothing there...in which case I've been staring at technical manuals way too long today to be of any use...:(
Posted by: Darth Monkeybone | May 10, 2007 3:59 PM
They're here for me in FF.
They are hosted at Travis's site. Maybe your work has that blocked?
Posted by: michele | May 10, 2007 4:31 PM
Oh my god, that was fucking funny
Posted by: Sloe Ingmar | May 10, 2007 5:17 PM
Heh...good call, Michele. They blocked out the images but still allowed me to visit the site...*boggle*
Posted by: Darth Monkeybone | May 10, 2007 5:22 PM
Timmer - Yes I am. Thanks.
Bryan - As do I sir.
Darth - Your company understands that your head would explode from awesomeness and prefers that events such as that happen at home.
Michele - see above
Slow - thank you
Darth - companies can be a confusing and scary thing
Posted by: Travis | May 10, 2007 5:25 PM
MySpace is now a richer place, at least for the cool kids who read my blog.
Posted by: Jimbo-sama | May 10, 2007 7:05 PM
Oh sir you must share with me that myspace address
Posted by: Travis | May 10, 2007 7:08 PM
Freaking AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Holly | May 10, 2007 7:15 PM
Holly...glad you like.
Posted by: Travis | May 10, 2007 7:17 PM
Forgot to put it on the first one. Click on "Jimbo-sama" and you are in bidnez!
Posted by: Jimbo-sama | May 10, 2007 7:53 PM
Sounds just like Raising Hell - if it was shaken, stirred and set on fire! Seriously funny Travis!
Posted by: Bon | May 10, 2007 8:40 PM