Fuck Family Circus
by Travis Gruber

This afternoon I decided I would experiment on myself and not in the choke yourself while masturbating and punching yourself in the mouth kind of way. After drinking coffee and soda all morning I bought one of those five hour energy shots and found myself halfway on the brink of a heart attack. But at the same time I found myself with super-meth-head type energy boost; the results of which are what you're about to see. I'm sure something similar to this has been done before but fuck them it's never been done by me.

Before we move on you have to understand something: I, like most comedians, comic artists, people with half a brain, HATE FAMILY CIRCUS and nothing brings me more satisfaction than sullying something pure and innocent and twisting it into a dysfunctional clusterfuck. For legal purposes all the characters of The Family Circus are the copyright of the guy who makes this retarded strip. I'm just the asshole who took his wholesome words out and put my own fucked up jokes in there. With the groundwork laid, here it is:

Yes I feel really dirty for having written that caption.


Sadly, I did not write this line. Thank you Dave Attel.

Feel free to go ahead and spread 'em the myspace and such....I could use the advertising.

Travis Gruber: Sullying American institutions one anal-sex joke at a time.

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Comments

You are one seriously sick, twisted, fuck. I like that in a person.

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Nice. I hate that fucking strip.

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Dammit...can't see the goodies in Firefox or IE...unless there's really nothing there...in which case I've been staring at technical manuals way too long today to be of any use...:(

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They're here for me in FF.

They are hosted at Travis's site. Maybe your work has that blocked?

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Oh my god, that was fucking funny

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Heh...good call, Michele. They blocked out the images but still allowed me to visit the site...*boggle*

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Timmer - Yes I am. Thanks.

Bryan - As do I sir.

Darth - Your company understands that your head would explode from awesomeness and prefers that events such as that happen at home.

Michele - see above

Slow - thank you

Darth - companies can be a confusing and scary thing

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MySpace is now a richer place, at least for the cool kids who read my blog.

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Oh sir you must share with me that myspace address

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Freaking AWESOME!!!

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Holly...glad you like.

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Forgot to put it on the first one. Click on "Jimbo-sama" and you are in bidnez!

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Sounds just like Raising Hell - if it was shaken, stirred and set on fire! Seriously funny Travis!

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