The FTTW 200,000 Giveaway (We Have a Winner!) by Dan Greene
We’re about to mark a bit of a milestone here at FTTW. One of many. We’re about to have our 200,000th visitor. That’s some serious shit to us. If it wasn’t for you readers this site would be nothing, and this isn’t going to be the last milestone we hit. Not by a long shot. We’ve hardly started and we’ve got a long way to go. And you’re coming with us. Ride With Us. You know? So who’s it gonna be? Who’s going to be that visitor? If it’s you, then you get something from us. How cool is that? You can win shit just for showing up and not knocking anything over. The 200,000th visitor to the site gets a copy of a movie that I mentioned in my first Don’t Go In There post. City Of The Living Dead. It’s a great little horror movie by Italian master Lucio Fulci, and it's pretty fucking gross. There’s this whole thing with sheep entrails that’s just too fucking cool, man. I hope whoever wins it is disgusted by it. Now, here’s what you gotta do. You gotta prove it to us. You see that little thing that says site meter? Click on that, and you’ll come to a site that lists FTTW stats. If the total at the top says 200,000 then you fucking won. Get a screenshot and email it to us. Thanks for helping Faster Than The World become what it is. -Dan Also, we are tossing in a FTTW shirt for the 200,000 visitor. This is the first design coming out next week. Like it? - Turtle Update!!! We Realize that 200,000 was a google search Email us at fttw10@gmail.com with a screenshot and you win! WE HAVE A WINNER! Congrats to Courtney of Midvale School for the Gifted who sent us this screenshot. Soon Courtney will be watching a cool DVD and wearing a t-shirt that will send her coolness factor soaring. Thanks all for playing, and stay tuned for plenty more contests this month. |
Comments
I was #199,625 @ 12:56AM on Saturday 5/5/07! Good luck to whomever gets it!
Posted by: jo (from Amie) | May 5, 2007 12:56 AM
I guess the winner has to be 18 because the movie is rated R. That kind of sucks... Maybe we can use the honour system.
Posted by: Dan | May 5, 2007 1:10 AM
And we're at 199,715 as of 11:04 am EST Saturday morning... keep an eye out kiddies.
Posted by: Dan | May 5, 2007 11:05 AM
The shirt needs the URL on the back...maybe up across the shoulder blades.
Posted by: Timmer | May 5, 2007 5:19 PM
That's just the general idea, we are working on the finished design, including the URL.
Posted by: michele | May 5, 2007 7:06 PM
details, details...
Posted by: turtle | May 5, 2007 7:30 PM
Huy Fong isn't going to sue anybody over this is he?
Posted by: Richard Wallace | May 5, 2007 9:12 PM
he might
thats why it has to be changed a little
creative license is a bitch goddess
Posted by: turtle | May 5, 2007 10:52 PM
If more than one person gets that screenshot, the first one to email it wins.
Just sayin
Posted by: Dan | May 6, 2007 8:52 AM
I sent it already.
Posted by: Courtney | May 6, 2007 5:46 PM
A rattlesnake on the back would be awesome.
Posted by: Dave in Texas | May 6, 2007 6:05 PM
Damn, too late. Any prize for being the 200,157th hit?
Posted by: Seetwist | May 6, 2007 6:30 PM
i think we have a winner
we just need to sort it all out
Posted by: turtle | May 6, 2007 6:44 PM
WOO HOO!!
Posted by: Courtney | May 6, 2007 8:10 PM
200,000+?
GODDAMM that's a lot of motherfuckers
nice shirt. i bet the ladies will love some cock on their chests!!!
Posted by: johnny | May 7, 2007 9:54 PM