Turtle Hates The Kids
by Turtle Jones

4781_jjkphoto_ch.jpgBroken down cars are the worst. Fucked up cars are hell. Sometimes you have to use them when you are just starting. It just happens. And some cars are broken down fun. Pure adrenaline O.D. fun.

This was a car that was amazing. A Ford something or other that we took a chainsaw to and cut the hood off. Hey hell, we lived in California so we can do this. Buy a car for fifty bucks and have fun with it.

We cut the roof off of the car and covered it in spraypaint. Ok. One thing I will say and always will say is one you start a fire others will throw wood on it. Figure out what I'm talking about and we can move on. The car became covered in spray paint. We left it outside to be painted by kids with a bunch of cans and nothing else better to do than inhale it or hit the car. It stunk like urine and cat piss, which I guess is the same thing, but the engine still rolled.

We took it to street skate jams and just parked in the middle of all the ramps and left it. Maybe we had to push a few ramps but hey, that was the way it worked back then. Take over a parking lot and drag in shit. I'm not getting all get off my lawn and shit, but I wonder why they don't have a car in those street sessions on NBC.

But anyways, one day the beautiful car was being attacked by this little shithead kid. I mean I really didn't care if you dented the car or anything like that. But, for christ sakes, don't smash out the fucking headlights. God damn. We are running on a barely legal thing right and now we were adding in no headlights?

I loved that car.

I hated that kid.

- T

Comments

skate cars rule. The old ripped up ones that are rusty.

--------------


That must have sucked.... but he's just having fun too. Not saying he wasn't an asshole or anything, but headlights are targets. Still.

How'd ya kill him?

--------------


i think we just shamed him and made him feel bad

we were kinda pussies

--------------


Damn whipper-snappers. I bet that kid deserved a good talking to.

--------------






eXTReMe Tracker