Dirty Laundry, Issue 3 by jo and bonnie
Officer Jo here of the FTTW Fashion Police Unit and I've just snagged us a Lifetime Fashion Offender, Mr. "Weird" Al Yankovic of Lynwood, California. Actor, Writer, Director, Musician and Voice-over for Animation. All of these describe Weird Al Yankovic. From his debut of "My Bologna" (parodying The Knack's My Sharona) on The Dr. Demento show all the way through 3 decades of parody music to "White & Nerdy" in 2006, Weird Al has not let age, music shifts, or fashion slow him down in his pursuit to become the most famous nerd in history. Whether he's acting in movies like "UHF", doing voices for "The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy", writing skits for "Comic Relief", putting together songs for "Down & Out with Donald Duck" or directing videos for The Counting Crows, Weird Al has not let show business deter him from his fashion choices. He's managed to bring Hawaiian shirts back into the mainstream of Geek Couture, and made Vans a popular shoe for people who don't just live at the beach. Seeing as Mr. Yankovic has done so much for Geek culture (and been happy doing it) - and seeing as he has a clean Celebrity arrest record (which is amazing in itself!), we're going to let him off with a warning this time. Mr. Yankovic, if you continue this wild fashion behavior, I'm going to have to bring you in on a FTTW563; being flogged with bananas by our staff. You've been warned. One small suggestion for working on your look: tie the hair back once in awhile. We get the idea that you have big, curly hair. Top 5 Celebrity Gossip for the week of May 28th 5. Break ups this week - Tom Arnold and wife Shelby Roos have filed for divorce after 5 years of marriage. You would think after being married to Roseanne that this man would try to hold onto the beautiful Roos! Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and wife Dany, who he has been with for 17 years and married for more than 10 years are calling it quits.
3. Unless you've been living under a rock for the past fews weeks you have already heard about "Nuclear Wednesday". Rosie O. and her The View co-host Elisabeth H. had an all out bitch fest that turned into a split screen cat fight for all of it's viewers to gawk at. There is video all over the internet showing this live, on-air blow-up but I found mine at here. Rosie's contract with the show was up in June but she has decided to not come back at all. Check out her website for fabulous ramblings in haiku about her struggles! 2. Lindsay Lohan made a complete ass of herself this week when pictures of the underage celeb. were leaked all over the press. This pictures showed an un-conscience Lohan draped in the passenger seat of a car leaving a club last week. Not only is this chick underage, supposedly in AA and has just left rehab, but she is also under suspicion for DUI and cocaine possession! Who is having the best week ever??? If you are a coke snorting, underage, rehab hopping, child star than you must be LiLo! 1. Be on the look out this week for Paris Hilton to be wearing bright orange prison garb. The over-exposed blond is due to report to the L.A. jail this week to serve her 23 day sentence for violating her DUI probation. Her original sentence was for 45 days but due to over-crowding it the system the starlet will serve approx. 23 days. She has been preparing for prison by reading all sorts of religious books and crying alot. When she isn't reading and crying she can be seen hitting the clubs and shopping...exactly what I would be doing before hitting the slammer! I'm still anxious to see if she will serve more than one full day!
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Just to give a quick update - Paris Hilton checked into jail late last night. Just hours after attending the MTV movie awards, at which she was the gracious recipient of many, many off color jail jokes, she reported to serve her 23 days in the L.A. County Correctional Facility. Good luck Paris! See you on the other side!
Posted by: Bon | June 4, 2007 8:17 AM