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Faster Than The World is turning the big ONE on Thursday and we're going to celebrate in style.

What we really wanted to do was have a big party at Chuck E. Cheese's so we can all dance with that huge mouse and jump around in the ball pit, but they don't serve liquor and wouldn't let us set up our meth lab there, so the hell with them. They just don't know how to party.

Instead, we'll hold the celebration on line with a slew of contests and some stories from our authors about how they found the secret FTTW clubouse.

Keep checking the main site all week for the festivities. Black tie only. Bring your own bong.

Happy Birthday FTTW!

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Bless You!

Our new shirt design finally came in from the drawing board. Yes that's right. After months of planning, the drawing for the first shirt came in today. Soon it will be on shirts. All we need to do is burn them and they will be done. Keep in mind this is the center logo and the font is still on another page.

But it is done.

All hail the "non-suable Rooster Sauce" version of FTTW shirts!

Special shout out to Nelson of Olde Tyme Tattoo in Sacramento, California for drawing it up for us and for a being a Rooster Sauce addict like the rest of us.

When in Sacramento, go see Nelson and tell him I sent you. If he doesn't shoot you, he will probably give you a discount or something. Maybe a cigarette. Hell if I know.

Thanks, Brian!

- T