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I found this over at It Comes in Pints.

Pick out your ten favorite movies, then look them up at IMDb. In the overview at the top of each movie's page, there are "Plot Keywords," usually five of them. (Plus more, if you click the link.) Take the first five, and post them. Then the rest of us get to play movie buff and see if we can guess them.

Ok. Game on. However, I modified it a bit. I couldn't sit here and think of my ten favorite movies. So here are ten OF my favorite movies. Ya know?

1. Wuxia Fiction, Jedi Knight, Kiss, Computer, Warp Engine
2. Performance Artist, Head In Toilet, 1990s, Foot Fetish, Female Nudity
3. Mob Boss, Son, Lawyer, Cop Killer, Gore
4. Disturbing, Cult, Splatter, Ghoul, Survival
5. Jealousy, Wilhelm Scream, Etch A Sketch, Little Boy, Loyalty
6. Band, Opinion, Cucumber, Cult, Music
7. Famous Line, Death, Beretta, Action Hero, Explosions
8. Cabin, Cult, Good Versus Evil, Dark Comedy, H.P. Lovecraft
9. Playboy Centerfold, Warfare, LSD, Bugle, Campfire
10. British Film, British, Severed Leg, Anachronistic, Corporeal Mortification

Well, some of these keywords are bizarre and some are pretty damn stupid. Good luck on this.

Everybody else does Caption Contests on Fridays or something, I figured why not do them on Saturdays? Besides, no one will bother reading this until tomorrow anyway.

Winners will be posted on Tuesday.

Other Contests:

Electric Venom.
Outside the Beltway.

-Timmer

I'm Diana, which ambiguous dyke are you? Quiz by Turi.

Courtney

"I just knew that rabbit would be comin' back for me."
Posted by Rodney Dill

When we get more entries, I'll do a first, second and third place.

Once a week doesn't seem to be enough and I'm enjoying this again so, here's a Tuesday Night Edition.

We'll do winners on Saturday.

Others:

Rodney at OTB.

-Timmer

Because we're not weird enough.

As part of general birthday festivities around here, let us also mark Robert Zimmerman's birthday (May 24), by making ourselves hoarse trying to imitate that nasal whine.

Resume abnormal activities.
Courtney

The tension was unbearable. Would Sanjaya make it to the next round??
Posted by No One of Consequence

Sorry about being late, yesterday was full and then very lazy.

-Timmer

Winners on Wednesday.

Other Captioning Blogginess:

The Venomous One.
Rodney.
Willism.

-Timmer

How will the rest of us score?
Courtney