BIO

Name: Anastasia

Location: The wilds of Florida

Favorite album: Gustav Holst's The Planets, Op 32

Favorite car: '66 Pontiac GTO

Favorite movie: Much Ado About Nothing (Branagh version)

What makes you better than everyone else? Our propensity for polysyllabic prose, impeccable grammar/punctuation, and our somewhat inexplicable insistence on using the royal "we."