Late Night Typing

Your almost nightly dose of Turtle and Michele. Whatever is on our minds, is on the site. For better or worse. This is something we have been doing since FTTW started, before it was a collaborative site. It's the one thing we have kept on from the first days of FTTW. We really enjoy writing these together and we hope you enjoy reading them. Archives So It's Only Been A Year? Doin' Time on Brushy Mountain Great Turtle Race, The Great End The Great Turtle Race I'm Bored Part 3 Whoa Dude Good Morning Campers! Donkey Kong Wears Nipple Clamps There's Gold In Them Thar Hills So Long, Farewell Group LNT Goes Vroooooooom I Can't Drive 55 Guilty As Charged Gimme a Bottle of Anything. And A Glazed Donut. To Go. I Can't Feel My Balls Pretty Sneaky, Sis! As Funny As A Slap in the Face "Tiny Bubbles?" Again?! Deadlines Suck, Man John Carpenter and Zuni Spirits I Want To Be Anywhere But Here I Got The Workin' Man Blues It's Been That Many? We Can't Be That Old! I Don't Believe That Happened It's Morning Already? Group LNT Time! FTTW: Behind the Scenes I Think I'll Eat Some Worms And Die Pine Cones Go in Here, Party Liquors Comes Out Here What's Playing - Staff Selections Best of LNT - Tribute to the AMC Pacer And To All A Good Night Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot Don't Feed The Animals Gave Me A Black Eye, Tore Up My Levi Story Time By the Yule Log I Love the Smell of Wrapping Paper in the Morning In The Spirit of the Season What's On: Kung-Fu and Mexican Dinosaurs Word Association Time: Santa Of Bugs and Men The Nog And The Cookies I Can't Believe 2005 Is Already Over. Wait, What? 2006: The Year That East Met West You Want Me To Put What Where? There Are Starving Kids in China You'll Shoot Your Eye Out! where's my flying car? The Shopping Maul We Watched Too Much TV Fake or Real? Please Don't Say 'Freebird' The First Thanksgiving - A Retelling We're Magically Delicious Now That Is Comedy That Class Sucked Rock Chicks Just Somethings We Enjoy God Damn That Was Funny Sometimes the Good Die Young...And Sometimes They Just Won't Die It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year Slow And Steady Wins The Race Motel Hotel Holiday Inn Life Happens Listing Turtle Tracking, Neil Diamond and David Cassidy You Other Brothers Can't Deny An Action Figure Thanksgiving Of Valentines, Infidelity and Felt Frogs Overanxious/Overheard There's No Going Back, No Going Home But I Thought It Looked Cool It's Cold Tonight But I'm Lactose Intolerant! But It's Got a Great Personality Negative Creep The Sweet Stuff Cult of Personality The Price is Right, Bitch! Splatterhouse Rock you....annoy....me.... You Can Eat Pancakes All Night Long.... The Spirits of High School Michele and Turtle Get Inked Medical Mishaps The World Bores You When You're Cool Dust Covered Memories Another State of Mind Just Another Day. Or is it? A Hand Up His Ass And a Smile on Your Face Sally Field is Out of Order! You Are Wearing That? We Thought It Was White Boy Day You Know Elvis Can Eat A Whole Turkey Do It For Johnny My Entire Team Sucks One froggy night Crawling From the Wreckage This Means Meatwad is Sleeping With the Fishes Breaking Down is Hard to Do It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature FTTW Fight Club Young kid memories hockey balls Yo Ho Hos! I Got You, Babe candy-o Musical Secrets of FTTW Cars of the Night: We Love it When a Plan Comes Together Don't lie to us. We know you are in on this. comfort foods: why i ever left this place, i still dont know Movies and Music. Sometimes It's Just Funny Electric Bugaloo space sex: the final frontier Ouch. That Hurts....... Red Asphalt Sweating Til You Bleed - Best Live Album Pie Wars! explosions and explorers Stupidest Lyrics Challenge - Big in Japan Skate and destroy.. Fuck the Cops i'd kill castro for one of these true story, i swear mickey and mexican hats Happy birthday, Kali!....and buy our products breaking up is hard to do A slice of the pie Cigars, Catfights and Card games This is your life board games and bored nights Reply hazy, try again now that the statute of limitations is over... new york and del taco revenge is sweet and so are you Fishin' and giggin' tastes just like chicken, they say Sundays with friends and family Turning on the Happy Switch welcome to friday night get off my lawn snow job I'm on a fastfood diet we just got tired of cleaning our windshield We are just having fun here USS Turtle that song sucks. like, really sucks. let's get ready to rumble Toys and a tick vacation tales: madness and mad magazine Rabbit Season! FTTW Reader's Choice: We Had to Have It New York State of Mind California Dreaming summertime blues Of Tigers and rats...and wor wonton soup easy like a sunday morning breakfast A Little Goes A Long Way You fucked up! You trusted us! 1978: You Make Me Feel Like Dancing Disney Disaster or just another day? story of the years: mice and heat duct tape and red dawn: what's in your box? Mr. Mafia Leave the gun. Take the cannolis. What movies came out when you were born? sugar shakes and superheros grim grinning ghosts fuck the afterlife, did you bring extra soy? bathtub experiments and other adventures in bad booze What you didn't know about snack cakes East v. West: Fast Food Fight! Seeing Life Through The Bottom of a Boones Farm Wine Bottle Why the turtle? Missiles and Mayhem who came from where you came from? Special When Lit broken knees and burned dogs roller coasters, blood and extra onions. Welcome to america, motherfucker! 4th of July - Sometimes You Get Burned fun with milk and cheese! first shows: cows, creem and bras video games: hookers and high scores musical interlude II: we love the ingalls! our favorite tv moments: sex, puberty and sex gimme friction baby* Our Moving Tribute to Aaron Spelling dude, check it out. skateboarding. and you thought your dad was badass pocketful of quarters Drug Wars: Mescaline v. LSD in Steel Cage Match!

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