Location: Just about anywhere and everywhere in the world that touches an ocean.
Favorite weapon: Marlin Firearms Model 1894C rifle chambered for a .35 Cal Winchester bullet. Short range mayhem in the hood, boys. Stalk ‘em and stick ‘em.
Favorite port in a storm: Toss up between Chagaramus, Trinidad, West Indies, or Chengi Village, Loyang, Singapore. St. Johns, Newfoundland gets honorable mention for George Street, The Cotton Club and the brass bar rail at Naughty-cle Nellies.
Favorite Food: Most large mammals are good eating, but finicky eaters choose white tail.
Favorite Beer: Guinness.
Favorite Spirit: Grey Goose, strained thru ice, twist of lime, please
Favorite Car: I run cars over with my F250 pickup.
Favorite Helicopter: Sikorsky S-76 civilian model with pop-outs and pontoons. Take me to work, baby!
Why you are better than everyone else? I’m a PIRATE, dude…
Where is your website? AMAIH , but damn I wish I still had the cove!
Would You Watch A Dog Lick His Balls On The Internets?
Where's The Kava People?
Fuck You. I Quit.
The Sands of Time
I Just Flew In
Desolation Boulevard: Dead End
Take This Job and Shove It
God's Cursed Arsehole
The Straits (parts III and IV)
The Straits, Part I and II
Valley Of The Shadow Of My Shower
A Pirate's Life For Me