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Location: Exrimento, Ca (see what I did there? I turned Sacramento into “Excrimento”. Yeah, sometimes I want to hurt me too.
Favorite Album: Siamese Dream – The Smashing Pumpkins
Favorite Car: Your Mother's
Favorite Movie: Pamela Anderson’s Home Video.
Favorite Quote: If you can’t dazzle them with your dexterity. Baffle them with your bullshit.
What makes you better than everyone else: If I actually listed every reason your head would explode from the shear volume of amazingness that I exude. Amazingness is too a word Microsoft spell checker – you piece of shit.
Website: How To Kill People
A Money Making Idea
These Bands Need To Give It Up.
Fuck Family Circus
Grindhouse: A Review
An Open Letter to Sheryl Crow
Worst Comic Book Movies
An Ode To An Unsung Hero
The Best Comic Book Movies
My Friends Are Thieving Bastards
The Department of Euthanization
Things I Love About the Seventies Even Though I Had Nothing to Do With That Decade Because I Was Born In 1980.
I Should Be President of The World.
This Shit Sucks
Open Mouth. Insert foot
The Wickerman: Reviewed
Why I Love Pro-Wrestling
Another Public Service Announcement.
A Public Service Announcement
Travis’ List Of Topics You Should Not Talk About Over Thanksgiving Dinner
My Drinking Games
My First Trip To Vegas: Part Two
My First Trip To Vegas
The Infamous Backstage Rider
Interview With Absent Me
My Name is Travis