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name: Ted Rhobe Rae

location: Floating in the bottom of a glass.

favorite album: Le Grand Macabre: Ligeti

favorite car: "Car Wash" by Rose Royce

favorite movie: "Car Wash"

what makes you better than everyone else?: Prosthetics.

website: Uber's Corner