Chapter 1..........We're The Meatmen and You Suck
Chapter 2.........The Cobra Bites Back
Chapter 3..........I've Got Blisters on My Fingers
Chapter 4..........Paying the Dues
Chapter 5..........Can You Please Stop Throwing Beer On Me?
Chapter 6.........Sleepy in Seattle
Chapter 7..........Never Go Back
Chapter 8..........23 Lines on a Tree Skin
Chapter 9..........Land of the Mouse
Chapter 10..........Blame Canada
Chapter 11..........Yo Quiero My Ass
Chapter 12..........Keep Laughing
Chapter 13..........Couch Slouch
Chapter 14..........A Kidnapping
Chapter 15..........Going to Norway
Chapter 16..........A Date With Captain Sabertooth
Chapter 17..........Urine Hill
Chapter 18..........Age of Pamparius
Chapter 19.........Sick of it All
Chapter 20..........Screened In
Chapter 21..........The Story Must Be Told

BIO

Name: turtle and way too many legal names to go into

Location: Depends what week it is

Favorite Album: Turbonegro - Apocolypse Dudes

Favorite Car: 1972 Barracuda. Black paint. Wearing a wife beater. Cigar in hand. Fedora on your head. Coolness in pure form. Uncut cool.

Favorite Movie: Taxi Driver. "Can't sleep" "Have you tried porn?" Pure cool. Juju bees and cum shots. That's life.

What makes me better than everyone else? I found a pair of earrings on the ground the other day and pierced my talking The Cheat doll. The Cheat became hardcore a few days ago and I can still kick him!

Do I have a website? ummmm..... faster than the world...


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