BIO
Name: turtle and way too many legal names to go into
Location: Depends what week it is
Favorite Album: Turbonegro - Apocolypse Dudes
Favorite Car: 1972 Barracuda. Black paint. Wearing a wife beater. Cigar in hand. Fedora on your head. Coolness in pure form. Uncut cool.
Favorite Movie: Taxi Driver. "Can't sleep" "Have you tried porn?" Pure cool. Juju bees and cum shots. That's life.
What makes me better than everyone else? I found a pair of earrings on the ground the other day and pierced my talking The Cheat doll. The Cheat became hardcore a few days ago and I can still kick him!
Do I have a website? ummmm.....
faster than the world...