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on this thanksgiving by Kali Pornia
this day of gratitude i'd like to say thanks to my family for accepting many and all men that i've brought home for the holidays. chasing the green mohawk'd suitor up the walkway... (pops in his underwear and armed with a shotgun) the next 20 years give or take bringing home nearly a different man for every holiday. but for our purpose (and for brevity's sake) we'll just remember thanksgiving. for shaking mark's hand a fellow musician of sorts. for telling him that in your day only junkies and fags grew goatees. for not being afraid of patrick the green beret for letting dad use him as a front to buy that semi automatic weapon that he'd always wanted. for sitting next to clayton the gutter punk for telling him that he smelled and needed to "pour water on that" and then laughing loudy while hi-fiving your first husband. for sharing with arnold the junkie with a boosting habit that you were a cop in the good old days when you could beat people up without getting sued. for singing showtunes with ben the straight guy with a lisp for making it clear to me just why he liked anal sex so very much. this white man's holiday i give thanks to my family for feeding the homeless and the poor men that i've dated and as a gift in return for their hard work and good behavior this turkey day i'm coming alone  Kali 's coming home alone this year. Good luck, Kali.
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Now, that is a family to be thankful for.
Happy Thanksgiving, kali.
Posted by: RWA | November 23, 2006 8:48 AM
Sometimes coming alone is very satisfying.
Posted by: Cullen | November 23, 2006 9:03 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, Kali.
Posted by: michele | November 23, 2006 9:25 AM
ahahahahaha! o god that was just what i needed! i especially liked the goatee one and the "pour water on that." fucking awesome. happy turkey day!
Posted by: murl | November 23, 2006 11:26 AM
Hah! Happy Turkey Day to you guys.
Posted by: Newt | November 23, 2006 11:56 AM
I like that picture a lot
Posted by: Dan | November 23, 2006 1:33 PM
happy thanksgiving doll. hope the tarts come out.
Posted by: baby huey | November 23, 2006 2:12 PM
Why don't I remember these things??? I mean I remember my first husband but I don't remember Clayton. :-)
Posted by: sister pitbull | November 23, 2006 2:45 PM
love that poem especially the lispy guy ben, australians dont celebrate thanksgiving but have a good one.
Posted by: Miss Chief | November 23, 2006 4:48 PM
BRAVO!!!
You could just change the names and that'd be me. :)
Posted by: Binsk | November 23, 2006 7:55 PM
I love that sister pitbull posted over here too :)
Posted by: Cullen | November 23, 2006 8:08 PM
Well, I normally don't visit this Thursday site.... Let's just say there are some things I'd rather NOT know. I just came over for a visit to read the poem.
Posted by: sister pitbull | November 23, 2006 8:37 PM