Wild Card Weekend
by Ernie Williams

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Ernie just wants to beat the Jets. Is that so wrong?

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The Patriots are not the team you are looking for.

You will root for the Jets.

Nothing to see here. Move on.

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I think I have the bet for michele and ernie.

Whomever loses must type up a positive review of the new Fergie album and post it on here. like a drippy good luv the album review.

It must be posted out of the blue so no one expects it except the winner of the bet, myself and the loser who wrote it.

AND you the loser must listen to the whole album and comment on the highlight songs on the album. At least five (5) songs must be reviewed in the thread.

Then the loser will defend the album with an almost holy like fury to anyone who talks shit about thew album or Fergie in the comments.

Every negative comment must be addressed with a love of Fergie so strong the likes of which has never been seen since charelton heston parted that river in "The Ten Commandments"

agreed?

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oh

the Fergie review must be a seperate post on a date to be determined later.

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You are evil.

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I accept this bet! HA!

No changes allowed later on though, no tacking on love poems about the teams, or anything like that. The bet is the bet is the bet. So get all your sinister ideas in now!

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I accept this evil bet, as is.

Game on, bro.

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9-0 Indy at halftime... Come on K.C!! Gotta get a TD to stay in this thing!

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so much for K.C... hope Seattle wins tonight...

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HA! Errrrrniiiee

COLTS WIN. WOOHOO

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Edwards should have stuck with Chandler Bing. Don't get too excited about The Colts. It's only the first round...

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I'm only happy the Colts won because it made Melodi's kid happy.

See, I'm not totally mean.

Totally psyched for the game tomorrow.

HOPE YOU LIKE FERGIE!!

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Cowboys - Seahawks... Mike Holmgren, you are one lucky, lucky bastard. And I would not wanna be Tony Romo right now.

Now if the Giants go down, I'm a happy little mick...

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oh the agony of defeat...

Why why must we hear more crap about Fergie and her new album in a positive way.....

The pain will be like rubbing Rooster Sauce in your eyes....

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BRING IT ON!

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Ok, guess what. I have no idea who Fergie is. I thought that you guys were talking about that British princess or whatever she is chick. I thought maybe she made a record or something...

Anyway, I don't plan to have to find out who she is! Ha! GO PATRIOTS!!

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I only know who Fergie is because my daughter has horrid taste in music. Sample lyrics:
Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Boys just come and go like seasons.

[Hook 1]
Fergalicious (Fergalicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

You see what we are up against here?

GO JETS!

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PATRIOTS! PATRIOTS! PATRIOTS!

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FERGIE! FERGIE! FERGIE!

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The Jets are not looking so good.

Fergie, on the other hand, is.


I had no idea she was hot. Too bad about her music.

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FEGALICIOUS!

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Dudes and ladies this game has me so nervous right now... I can hardly even type but it is the 2 min warning heading into halftime and the score is tied and I am practically fit to be tied plus I am on baby duty and that does not make the game any easier to watch. Ok the game is coming backon GO PATRIOTS

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Fergie says: PISS ON THIS GAME!

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play action

heh heh heh

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aright dudes and ladies it is haftime 17-10 PATS but this is a tight game long way to go tack on a chliche. everyohe in my house is wearing patriots uniforms by the way and we have all eaten some hot dogs which are great tailgate food excep for the baby she had a bottle. GO PATS

also my blood pressure is SKY HIGH

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I think Ernie has been hitting the bottle.

I'm about to make some cocktail weenies.

I love that term.

Cocktail weenies.

/cue beavis

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jets are still beating the spread....

..if that helps any..

..which it probably doesn't..

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well..

they were beating the spread a second ago

i should go ahead and cross off the jets on the picture now..

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I guess I better go ask the daughter if I can borrow the Fergie album.

It's gonna be a long, albeit Fergalicious, night.

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30-16 PATS with 5 and change to go... I can breathe normally again for the moment....

OK. WOOOOOOOO. Time to play some D-FENSE PATRIOTS!!!!

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My review will be up Tuesday.

Damn you, Jets. Every year I think this will be the year you won't disappoint me.

Meh.

Guess I'll root for the Giants.

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changed the pic

yeah i know there are 2 minutes left but i figured what the hell

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The Jets played a good game. Had me on the edge of a heart attack the whole game right through the 4th Quarter.

All I can say is Whew! 4 3 Games to Glory

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San Diego is next for New England...

I might have to get into the bet next week against New England

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I am so relaxed and happy now... I wish I still smoked stogies. I'd be having one right now.

Now, whats this now about a bet about San Diego? I have incontrovertable evidence that shows that Turtle is actually a San Francisco 49ers fan. I don't know if that kind of blatant team switching for the sake of a bet is allowed. The Football Gods frown on that kind of behavior...

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I was enjoying the cigar at the beginning of the 4th qtr - haha great!

Pats win - nxt are the Eagles to win!

I look forward to the Fergilicious review of her new album - maybe it should only be in picture form....

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well actually, I am the NBA fan of FTTW. I'm just going with San Diego cause I like the town

It's pretty

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GO TIKI GO!!! Michele - I'll help you with that Fegie thing...only because she's hot!! We can listen to the cd at work tomorrow - over margaritas!! And entemans cake...the "pms" cake - you know which one I'm talking about. Are we allowed to talk about PMS on a football entry? Damn it Manning stay on your feet! WHy can't you be a real man like your brother? Eli looks like he's 12!!

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Man, it sucks to be a New Yorker tonight.


LET'S GO ISLANDERS!

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Oh yeah... the birds held it together and win with the field goal. Whoo Hoo!!

Westbrook needs a damn raise. I don't care what we're paying that man. He deserves another half a million.

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Well, it was better than I thought it was going to be! "They need to get rid of Coughlin! They also need a defense. They need two linebackers, and two conerbacks. And two recievers so we can have some separation". Whatever the hell that means - that was what my husband yelling at the tv!

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Finn you should be psyched. I remember you were calling it quits for like the past month! ;)

I am glad to see the Eagles win. All my teams won except K.C. 3 out of 4 aint bad...

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One more thing. How come Michele and I are the only ones ever doing these crazy bets around here??

Next week:
Indy at Baltimore
Philly at New Orleans

Seattle at Chicago
New England at San Diego

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I'll say it here first then... I'll take any and all Saints fans on!! That's right, both of you can name your wager.

I have to say that I am really impressed by how well Garcia is holding these kids together. The team belongs to Donovan (you see, it goes from God, to Andy Reid, to Donovan and then to the boys) and it's really refreshing to see this kid jump in and completely run the show.

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