Completely Awful People And The Utterly Disconnected Masses
by Jay Scott
So I had some time off and got around to watching some TV shows I never really had any interest in. Reality TV to be exact.
Let me start by saying there are some really really stupid shows being made today. Let's start with what I would consider the worst offender.
“Real Housewives of Orange County” I have never in my life seen such vapid, worthless, snobby, idiototic, obnoxious, obtuse, self absorbed, narcissistic asshats in my life than the people they put on TV with this show. If you have had the joy of seeing this, then for the entire state of California, let me be the one to say I’m sorry. These people don’t represent us in any way. I know everybody has people like this in whatever city they live in, but this is just a bit much for me. I mean, there are people in Beverly Hills that gotta be looking at this show thinking, “Wow, those are some obnoxious wannabe rich snobs with partial retardation.”
Seriously. These people are the very ones that likely bought Paris Hilton's Cd (mystery solved!) These people are INSANE. It seems to me that having big boobs and being as dumb as a bag of rocks is all that really makes you a real housewife of Orange County. They wander around through life wanting to be actual people of influence. All they are in the low end is people with money. They seem to have been spawned from the loins of writers from “Days of Our Lives.” Because these people can't be real.
Well, infact they are real and as punishment for something I did in my past life, one of these TV Tarts lives in my neighborhood. Swell. These are the people that really think money means everything. Jebus H. Their kids are a mess, in serious need of therapy. And while admittedly hot, the daughters of these women are as vapid and empty as a box of air. These people are embarrassing. Sadly, I don’t think they know just how awful and sad they come off as. Reality TV has given just about everyone their 15 minutes, but my god, these idiots need to be launched into space, never to return. Even Anna Nicole Smith is embarrassed for them. How sad.
It's sad to see that these people wander around doing what they do, acting how they do. These are the people that think because they have a little money, they don’t have to be polite to regular worker bees, they can look down on people with less pricey cars, and would feel really sad for you because your purse isn’t a Dooney and Burke. How can you live!! How sad for the rest of us.
Anyways, some other offenders in this insane trip down “Look at me” lane are:
I Love New York. All I have to say about this show is: What the holy fuck is that?
Top Chef Survivor meets Julia Childs. Wow, these people have such high self importance issues. I mean, you’re a cook, get over yourself Wolfgang.
The White Rapper Show I never thought I would use the following in a article, but never ever has there been a more appropriate time to say “L-O-fucking-L” than the first two seconds I saw this show. They should have called it “Who wants to be dumber than K-Fed?”
Listen fellas, the last time somebody tried to copy the Beastie Boys, who have the corner on the whole White Rap gig FYI, we ended up with Vanilla Ice. Please please please let it go. Whitey can't rap. I wonder what the fallout would be if some network had “The Black Accountant Show” or the “Hispanic Stock Broker Show”. Wow, this country is really fucked up isn’t it? We are so not the people who grew up playing on real asphalt with lawn darts anymore. Being “PC” or “Politically Correct” for those who were born after the 90’s, has just taken over everything. I know they would shit themselves and good ol Rev Jacskon and that other guy, the one with serious with issues, Al whatshisface, would drop dead if there were such reversals. I digress.
So all I can say is no wonder the rest of the world thinks we're pretty much a joke of a society. Look at what we put on TV to reflect ourselves.
Well, like the old Chinese curse goes, “May you live in interesting times.”
Jay shot a hole in his TV after watching Flava of Love