So this week Anna Nicole Smith died in a bit of a mystery. I’m sure soon we can all go on with our lives once we know how she died and the circumstances surrounding her untimely demise. I expect that we will hear more and more about how much people liked her, how wonderful she was and all the ballyhoo that goes with it. It seems while she was alive she was a bit of a joke to everyone. I mean five minutes of the “Anna Nicole Show” and you get it. She wasn’t aware of very much and now with her passing it seems history will be re-written and she will become some modern re-telling of Marilyn Monroe. Yes, Hollywoodland is just that vulgar. They will ride this for weeks and guess what? Its gets even sadder.

Hollywood is truly the weirdest place on Earth. So next will come the retrospectives, the confessions and the worst part, her five month old baby will suffer through a life of her mother's past. She will be the center of a greed fest and money scandal before she can even say “momma”. Sad isn’t it? I’m sure her estranged white trash loser family will pop outta the wood work seeking the “Child's best interest” and with that, the money this little girl stands to inherit. Anna Nicole didn’t speak to her family for a reason and now I hear them on Larry king talking about her like they just spent the past 10 years with her. It's twisted. Its going to be the media's newest thing. They will be all over this like a bum on a Twinkie. If you remember last week I was going on about the sad state of reality TV, well now it has its first death of any significance. Anna Nicole Smith.

It's really horrible that there will be long drawn out legal battles over this. It's even sadder that in the middle is an infant baby girl. So this is what we have come to. This is what we have created. This kid doesn’t have much of a chance for a normal life but let's hope she gets a shot at one. Let's hope she doesn’t go the way of her mother. Hollywood has a history of making things worse. This is no exception but the rule it would seem. In the center of this frenzy, a little girl lost her mom. Her trials and tribulations are just begining, and le'ts hope we as a public will just let her slip off into obscurity. Of course, who am I kidding. We have not heard the last of this that’s for sure.

One day we should hold the mirror up to ourselves and see if our weird little lives could stand up to the scrutiny, the invasion and the constant BS that comes with it. I don’t understand why anyone would want to be famous. It seems to suck a lot as all you see and hear is drama, tragedy and asshattery on a grand scale. We created this mess, that’s for sure.

All I can say is buy some boots. The bullshit is going to flow in the next few weeks and you don’t want to get any on you do you?

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