It's been a quiet week here in Celebrity Hell, but I did manage to find a few morsels to snack on... Let's get the nasty out of the way first, so we can move on to things that please me.

First, I really cannot stand this twit. Yes, she has money and privlege, but is she someone you want to have over to the house? The Esquire Show House says no, saying they "don't want her ‘type' there." I cackle, with actual glee. Stupid girl, why don't you make an attempt to learn something and be someone other than this Barbie-as-whore caricature.

And then there's her sister. Does she have no agent to advise her against being photographed with people prettier than herself? Hmph. Be sure to view the larger version of the image to...er, compare and contrast. Yummy. VERY NSFW

Ah, my poor Spice Girls, what has become of you? But then again, Miss Scary, you were always my least favorite. Still, does that give you license to go marrying and breeding with a donkey-voicing tranny afficionado? Seriously, what can you imagine that child is going to look like? It's worth worrying about, people.

Here's two people that I like immensely, and am pleased that they are (apparently happily) married. However, it appears they do not actually have mirrors in their house, or people who will not lie to them, because this dress is so very very bad. Tom looks great, kilted and sporran-ed in the appropriate fashion (can I be the one to do the kilt check, please, please, please??), but dear Patricia really needed that dress in a size 14 instead of a 12. There's no guilt in being buxom, sweetie, but if your clothes don't *fit* then you just look like an idiot.

And now, please, on to more pleasant things, yes?

I've always liked the Affleck. Sure, he's made some bad film choices, but you cannot seriously hold that against the boy when studios are stupid enough to offer idiotic paychecks for pretending to be someone else. Hell, I'd grab all of that I could and use it to build a fucking wall between those I love and the rest of the world, ensuring our safety, comfort and... *blink* Sorry. Anyway, he's deuced cute here with his bebe, isn't he?

And lastly, like a post-meal, palate-cleansing sorbet, here's our weekly Jessica Biel. She claims to be tautening up (!) for a Halloween party she's hosting, costumed as Catwoman. Pardon me...I need a moment...

See you all next week.

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