by Michele Christopher
This post is a free for all. It will stay up all weekend and anyone can add their own opinions in the comments. This was a quick poll that was started by a few of the writers of FTTW that somehow kinda exploded, so we thought it would be fun to have everyone in on it.
These are not all the writers, just the ones that came out at the last minute to have some fun. It is open and welcome to anyone, but really it doesn't matter, cause mine are the hott. Notice the two "t"s, meaning extra hott.
Who are the three hottest rock chicks you can think of?
Of course we limited it to three in the main post cause some of us, yes I am looking at you, seemed to be able to go on forever. That's what the comments are for. Add the ones you couldn't add because of the three limit.
We welcome everyone to participate.
Here we go!
turtle from the Underground is up first
Corey Parks - She's seven foot tall, covered in tattoos, blows fire and makes out with the the other girl in the band. Chick bassists do something for me. I don't know why.
Kali from Screaming Like a Banshee is next
you say cory i say ruyder. fucking ruyder suys dude. she wears leather pants and leopard bras and makes out with corey, er, well, used to. oh ya plus she fucking solos dude. seriously, you can't beat that.
mia zapata - the gits - christ this woman could rawk. on the for really though. i mean no one sings better about falling off the wagon. whirlwind, mutherfucker. yes, she was murdered and it was fucking tragic. all that aside. she rox your fucking sox off. plus without her there is no evil stig.
donita sparks - what can i say i dig chicks that can gutteral scream. fuck ya everybody have a breakdown.
Pril from Shut up and Play Guitar picks next
Moe (Maureen) Tucker of the Velvet Underground- tiny little drummer chick. Screw Nico, Moe was the shit. Moe is still the shit.
Lisa Umbarger of the Toadies- You can't help but be fuckin cool when you bought your first bass rig with money you made as an extra (as an EWOK) in, um, whichever Star Wars movie they were in.
Michele from The Guantlet points out three
I like my hot chicks a little on the wild side.
thefinn from Livin' in The City rolls the dice
Kirsty MacColl – Look, I'll be completely honest here… I only like a handful of her solo songs. But I love her work with The Pogues (particularly their cover of "Miss Otis Regrets") and what good Irish boy doesn't love a good Irish girl… who could beat the shit out of you.
Miki Berenyi from Lush – Half Hungarian and half Japanese and forty kinds of on fire hot. She liked jangly, feedback laden guitar and funky, breathy harmonies. And it all worked on me.
Kory from The Fictional Universe is up, kinda...
It's hard to think of any rawk chicks I had crushes on as a kid. Lita Ford caught my attention one time, but it was a pretty momentary thing. In general I had crushes on women more like Cyndi Lauper. Not sure that qualifies as rawk...
Travis from Your Parents Hate You really gets into it
Shirley Manson - Garbage. First there's that Scottish accent of hers which is sexy but I'm certain that once she's drunk you can't understand a word she says. Honestly I think she's amazingly attractive and her music rocks my pants off. I met her once. She was really nice to me. Of course this was also the concert where a friend and I pretended to be the opening act and made our way down to catering for a free lunch with the actual opening act...before we were thrown out.
Sean Yseult -White Zombie. My first crush. My first true love. White Zombie, on the La Sexorcisto tour, was my first concert. There she was: Neon Hair, playing bass, kicking ass. And then she turned around and the backs of her pants were missing. My first live, nekkid, girl ass. In my mind we gazed longingly at each other and then ran off to the tour bus for crazy amounts of sweaty, drunken, rock star sex. In my mind she's making me a sammich right this second...NAKED.
Amanda Palmer - The Dresden Dolls. She's talented and a clever song writer so she's got that going for her. But the best part is that she's attractive and she seems to have one foot already over the edge. She strikes me as the type to fuck your brains out and then four seconds afterward she'll be in the corner cutting herself and crying. Sure that's nerve wracking but I think it's kinda hot. I've always had a thing for mentally imbalanced chicks though. Here's some personal disclosure: I'm a fucked up individual.
Cullen from IAATG comes in next
Johnette Napolitano ... Not the greatest looker, but MY GOD that voice! She sultry sexy and cool to boot.
Nina Gordon ... Volcano Girls, yum. I've got a gusher for you.
The Great Kat ... Hot and Scary. How can you not dig that?
Josh from A Dishful of Metal seems to be pretty set
Angela Gossow: lead singer for "Arch Enemy". perfect, lithe little blonde. fantastic body. amazing eyes. beautiful speaking voice with an awesome german accent. Oh, did I mention she's one of the sickest death metal vocalists in the business? Yeah. I can't even imagine a night with her. I wouldn't be able to tell if we were having sex or if she was eating my soul, and frankly, I don't think I'd care
She-Ra. FUCK YOU, she's hardcore.