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Rock Chicks by Michele Christopher
This post is a free for all. It will stay up all weekend and anyone can add their own opinions in the comments. This was a quick poll that was started by a few of the writers of FTTW that somehow kinda exploded, so we thought it would be fun to have everyone in on it. These are not all the writers, just the ones that came out at the last minute to have some fun. It is open and welcome to anyone, but really it doesn't matter, cause mine are the hott. Notice the two "t"s, meaning extra hott. The topic? Who are the three hottest rock chicks you can think of? Of course we limited it to three in the main post cause some of us, yes I am looking at you, seemed to be able to go on forever. That's what the comments are for. Add the ones you couldn't add because of the three limit. We welcome everyone to participate. Ready? Here we go! turtle from the Underground is up first Corey Parks - She's seven foot tall, covered in tattoos, blows fire and makes out with the the other girl in the band. Chick bassists do something for me. I don't know why. Kali from Screaming Like a Banshee is next you say cory i say ruyder. fucking ruyder suys dude. she wears leather pants and leopard bras and makes out with corey, er, well, used to. oh ya plus she fucking solos dude. seriously, you can't beat that. mia zapata - the gits - christ this woman could rawk. on the for really though. i mean no one sings better about falling off the wagon. whirlwind, mutherfucker. yes, she was murdered and it was fucking tragic. all that aside. she rox your fucking sox off. plus without her there is no evil stig. donita sparks - what can i say i dig chicks that can gutteral scream. fuck ya everybody have a breakdown. Pril from Shut up and Play Guitar picks next Moe (Maureen) Tucker of the Velvet Underground- tiny little drummer chick. Screw Nico, Moe was the shit. Moe is still the shit. Lisa Umbarger of the Toadies- You can't help but be fuckin cool when you bought your first bass rig with money you made as an extra (as an EWOK) in, um, whichever Star Wars movie they were in. Michele from The Guantlet points out three I like my hot chicks a little on the wild side. thefinn from Livin' in The City rolls the dice Kirsty MacColl – Look, I'll be completely honest here… I only like a handful of her solo songs. But I love her work with The Pogues (particularly their cover of "Miss Otis Regrets") and what good Irish boy doesn't love a good Irish girl… who could beat the shit out of you. Miki Berenyi from Lush – Half Hungarian and half Japanese and forty kinds of on fire hot. She liked jangly, feedback laden guitar and funky, breathy harmonies. And it all worked on me. Kory from The Fictional Universe is up, kinda... It's hard to think of any rawk chicks I had crushes on as a kid. Lita Ford caught my attention one time, but it was a pretty momentary thing. In general I had crushes on women more like Cyndi Lauper. Not sure that qualifies as rawk... Travis from Your Parents Hate You really gets into it Shirley Manson - Garbage. First there's that Scottish accent of hers which is sexy but I'm certain that once she's drunk you can't understand a word she says. Honestly I think she's amazingly attractive and her music rocks my pants off. I met her once. She was really nice to me. Of course this was also the concert where a friend and I pretended to be the opening act and made our way down to catering for a free lunch with the actual opening act...before we were thrown out. Sean Yseult -White Zombie. My first crush. My first true love. White Zombie, on the La Sexorcisto tour, was my first concert. There she was: Neon Hair, playing bass, kicking ass. And then she turned around and the backs of her pants were missing. My first live, nekkid, girl ass. In my mind we gazed longingly at each other and then ran off to the tour bus for crazy amounts of sweaty, drunken, rock star sex. In my mind she's making me a sammich right this second...NAKED. Amanda Palmer - The Dresden Dolls. She's talented and a clever song writer so she's got that going for her. But the best part is that she's attractive and she seems to have one foot already over the edge. She strikes me as the type to fuck your brains out and then four seconds afterward she'll be in the corner cutting herself and crying. Sure that's nerve wracking but I think it's kinda hot. I've always had a thing for mentally imbalanced chicks though. Here's some personal disclosure: I'm a fucked up individual. Cullen from IAATG comes in next Johnette Napolitano ... Not the greatest looker, but MY GOD that voice! She sultry sexy and cool to boot. Nina Gordon ... Volcano Girls, yum. I've got a gusher for you. The Great Kat ... Hot and Scary. How can you not dig that? Josh from A Dishful of Metal seems to be pretty set Angela Gossow: lead singer for "Arch Enemy". perfect, lithe little blonde. fantastic body. amazing eyes. beautiful speaking voice with an awesome german accent. Oh, did I mention she's one of the sickest death metal vocalists in the business? Yeah. I can't even imagine a night with her. I wouldn't be able to tell if we were having sex or if she was eating my soul, and frankly, I don't think I'd care She-Ra. FUCK YOU, she's hardcore.
Have fun!
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Posted by: the turtle | November 17, 2006 12:17 AM
You people don't know nothin' ...
Posted by: Midgard | November 17, 2006 12:58 AM
I don't know who that chick is in the first picture but I'd like to eat pancakes off of her butt.
Posted by: Travis | November 17, 2006 1:43 AM
I agree, Turtle. Whatever you're trying to tell me with that picture, I completely fucking agree.
Posted by: Joel Caris | November 17, 2006 2:13 AM
Check this out
Posted by: Travis | November 17, 2006 2:30 AM
Travis, that's oddly mesmerizing. The song, the video and the woman. I think I'm going to have to watch it a few more times.
Posted by: Joel Caris | November 17, 2006 3:00 AM
Midgard must die.
Posted by: michele | November 17, 2006 6:30 AM
I wanted to add Kali to my list, but I already had 3. Sorry hon, can't bump She-Ra for you. But you'd be in my top 4.
Posted by: baby huey | November 17, 2006 7:32 AM
Chrissie Hynde
Johnette Napolitano
Midgard's girl
Posted by: Dan | November 17, 2006 7:53 AM
Hey, fellow Sean fans, she's still rocking the casket bass with her new band, Rock City Morgue.
Posted by: Cullen | November 17, 2006 8:28 AM
I refuse to subscribe to the idea that Avril Lavigne is a ROCK CHICK.
Posted by: michele | November 17, 2006 8:32 AM
If I want to break a piano on Tori Amos's face, does that make her a RAWK chick?
Posted by: Uberchief | November 17, 2006 8:44 AM
Avril Lavigne is not rock. Nor is she rawk, a rocker or a Rockette. The only time her name should be mentioned in a sentence containing the word "rock" is when you are saying she is decidedly not. Okay, rant over....
Posted by: thefinn | November 17, 2006 8:54 AM
If I want to break a piano on Tori Amos's face, does that make her a RAWK chick?
Maybe if you are listening to Slayer while you do it and you masturbate after you're done.
Maybe.
Posted by: michele | November 17, 2006 9:01 AM
corey has since gotten fake tits that look like inflatable seat cushions.
but she still hangs out with lemmy. meh
Posted by: kali | November 17, 2006 9:07 AM
HEY!!! thanks, baby huey!
fuck if it's down to me and she-ra...
i could maybe take her.
Posted by: kali | November 17, 2006 9:09 AM
i could maybe take her.
I would stab a hobo in the face to watch that.
Posted by: baby huey | November 17, 2006 9:13 AM
I would stab a hobo in the face to watch that.
hobo, huh? can't you pick something with some risk attached? like stabbing avril lavignette?
Posted by: kali | November 17, 2006 9:17 AM
hobo, huh? can't you pick something with some risk attached? like stabbing avril lavignette?
Oh you are making this sexier and sexier. Watch out, She-Ra. Your position is in jeopardy.
Posted by: baby huey | November 17, 2006 9:18 AM
If I want to break a piano on Tori Amos's face, does that make her a RAWK chick?
Maybe if you are listening to Slayer while you do it and you masturbate after you're done.
jesus i may just have to go rub one out now
Posted by: kali | November 17, 2006 9:18 AM
Maybe if you are listening to Slayer while you do it and you masturbate after you're done.
YOU READ MY DIARY.
Posted by: baby huey | November 17, 2006 9:21 AM
Guys, can you not see the studded wristbands? Avril is rock and then some. Hell, she even married the loser from Sum 41. C'mon.
Maybe not.
Posted by: Dan | November 17, 2006 9:35 AM
siouxsie sioux! first, foremost and totally.
patricia morrison--another bassist. i wonder what the deal with that is??
pj harvey--i like my women a tad...unbalanced.
Posted by: dynamine | November 17, 2006 9:43 AM
Studded wristbands are so....Hot Topic.
Reminds me of chicks that used to wear colored jeans and big hair back in the 80's. They thought they were all metal and shit. But you wanted to go up to them and say, dude - Skid Row isn't metal, k?
Posted by: michele | November 17, 2006 9:44 AM
does madonna count?
not that i thought her latex phase was hot or anything like that
i was just wondering if the "latex" madonna counted
thats all
stop looking at me like that
Posted by: the turtle | November 17, 2006 9:46 AM
Skid Row isn't metal, k?
them there some hot chicks
Posted by: the turtle | November 17, 2006 9:49 AM
What's sad is that I actually have that CD turtle.
I bought it on accident. I swear.
Posted by: Uberchief | November 17, 2006 9:51 AM
It may not be metal, per se, but I still dig Talk Dirty To Me.
Posted by: michele | November 17, 2006 9:54 AM
Posted by: michele | November 17, 2006 9:58 AM
GIS for "latex madonna"
thats kind scary, really
"Look! I dressed my daughter up as a no talent whore for halloween!"
actually, that would be kinda funny.
Posted by: the turtle | November 17, 2006 10:04 AM
dynamine you're right the fuck on with siouxsie. can't believe i forgot her... i knew i liked you!
Posted by: kali | November 17, 2006 10:15 AM
Also, Lisa Loeb may not be a rawk chick, but I would go osteoporosis on her ass. She is hawt.
Posted by: Uberchief | November 17, 2006 10:25 AM
You know what would be awesome?
Lavigne and Pink in a tag team, to the death, Mortal-Combat-ass fight against Fionna Apple and Tori Amos.
And they all die.
Posted by: Cullen | November 17, 2006 10:41 AM
kali--thanks!
uber--I would go osteoporosis on her ass uh..what does that mean??
Posted by: dynamine | November 17, 2006 10:43 AM
i can't believe RSM hasn't gone all debby harry on our asses...
Posted by: kali | November 17, 2006 10:45 AM
I could kick Fiona Apple's ass blindfolded and armless.
I would never want to get in a ring with Pink, though. She looks like a tough fucker.
I would go osteoporosis on her ass uh..what does that mean??
Hmm. He wants to fuck her until her bones are brittle?
Posted by: michele | November 17, 2006 10:46 AM
dude pink was in american hardcore and i nearly left the theatre.
Posted by: kali | November 17, 2006 10:46 AM
Shania Twain = Total Smokeshow
Posted by: Ernie | November 17, 2006 10:49 AM
k i lied it was her but you can see why i almost threw up.
Posted by: kali | November 17, 2006 10:51 AM
Shania Twain = Total Smokeshow
Some of you are forgetting the ROCK part of this thing.
/i'd hit it
Posted by: michele | November 17, 2006 10:51 AM
Cher
Posted by: some gay sailor | November 17, 2006 10:53 AM
1. wendy o williams (I cannot believe she hasn't been mentioned yet)
2. my mom (yeah she plays tuba and will also kick your ass)
3. the girl siting on my couch who got dumped by her boyfriend and guilted a teenager out of his pizza last night.
Posted by: mark | November 17, 2006 10:54 AM
What's funny is that if we did a thread on hot MALE rock stars, I bet not one guy would come up with an answer. But the girls have no problem answering about hot chicks.
Posted by: michele | November 17, 2006 10:56 AM
wow. good night, mark?
Posted by: kali | November 17, 2006 10:57 AM
thats cause its a well known fact that all chicks are one drink away from swinging both ways.
Posted by: the turtle | November 17, 2006 10:57 AM
And one bad relationship away from changing teams.
Posted by: michele | November 17, 2006 10:59 AM
uber--I would go osteoporosis on her ass uh..what does that mean??
It means I would "give her the brittle bone."
Posted by: Uberchief | November 17, 2006 11:04 AM
//Some of you are forgetting the ROCK part of this thing.//
If you had all of Shania's CD's, like me, you'd know that Shania totally rocks the house.
Did I mention, she's also totally smoking hott?
Posted by: Ernie | November 17, 2006 11:04 AM
give it up ernie.
and some of us will swing without the crutch of alcohol or a bad relationship...
Posted by: kali | November 17, 2006 11:12 AM
Every time I see Shania in that ripped up Ramones shirt, I get a little bit sick.
When I get home from work I'll tell you what a cabbie once told me he'd do to Shania, given the chance. I cried.
Posted by: Dan | November 17, 2006 11:14 AM
and some of us will swing without the crutch of alcohol or a bad relationship...
well, it never hurts to have a bottle of tequila around just in case.
Tequila is well known panty peeler between chicks. The magic elixer of clam slammin'.
See, I watch alot of pornography. So I know this stuff for a fact.
Posted by: the turtle | November 17, 2006 11:20 AM
wow panty peeler and clam slammin in the same comment. hott.
Posted by: kali | November 17, 2006 11:24 AM
wow panty peeler and clam slammin in the same comment. hott.
that's the drawback of watching too much porn as a kid. You learn too much.
everytime we order a pizza and the doorbell rings, I get a hard on cause I think someones gonna get laid.
kind of like a Pavlov's dog type thing
Posted by: the turtle | November 17, 2006 11:30 AM
Y'all already mentioned most of mine, but how's about Liz Phair?
Posted by: mike | November 17, 2006 1:18 PM
yay! fuck and run!
Posted by: kali | November 17, 2006 1:46 PM
Ugh. I feel like an idiot for not thinking of PJ Harvey and Liz Phair.
And what about Beth Gibbons. Though I guess she's not technically rawk.
Can we all agree to put the Donnas into a blender?
Posted by: Cullen | November 17, 2006 1:53 PM
Can we all agree to put the Donnas into a blender?
yes
Posted by: the turtle | November 17, 2006 1:59 PM
"It's hot when I pee, does that count? Do I win drugs? Uhh, did you happen to find a thousand dollars stuffed inside a baby laying around here somewhere?"
/Midgard will not die.
Posted by: Midgard | November 17, 2006 2:09 PM
there go my orgasms for the next 15 minutes...
Posted by: kali | November 17, 2006 2:18 PM
The line to beat Midgard forms here. ---->
Posted by: michele | November 17, 2006 2:53 PM
http://www.carmenonline.com/news/2006/November/161106Carmen_Electra_and_Joan_Jett_Were_Getting_Hot_And_Heavy.html
Because I love you guys...
Posted by: Deb | November 17, 2006 3:48 PM
Because I love you guys...
this is worthless without pics!!
Posted by: the turtle | November 17, 2006 3:58 PM
Kim Gordon. Who else matters?
Posted by: Jane | November 17, 2006 4:12 PM
Need a cold shower. Wait. Where's my fucking husband?? Wait... oh, never mind.
Posted by: shawna | November 17, 2006 8:39 PM
La La Love Her.
Cristina Martinez, too.
Posted by: dorkafork | November 18, 2006 11:22 PM
Well, I guess I'll just put those pics in here.
Posted by: dorkafork | November 18, 2006 11:26 PM
Our daughter turned me on to Bif Naked and she is teh hawt.
Debbie Harry. Saw her in 1979, Aragon Ballroom, 3rd row. She wore a skirt and not much else and completely rocked my 18 year old world. And hell YES she was on my ceiling.
All of The Runaways.
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Hot men in rock? That's easy. Bowie. DLR in the Jump video. David Gahan, but just his voice.
Posted by: Timmer | November 19, 2006 11:10 PM