ok let's get back to the fucking around here, can we? jesus.

i've been somewhere else in mind and spirit and i haven't been laid in oh my god it's been so long it's embarrassing. i haven't had a dry patch like this since fourth grade when my uncle told me i was getting too old. KIDDING! i kid.

so there's this ad here, the one i've included, that people are all up in arms about. D&G's peeps are calling it "fantasy rape." HOT! so fucking hot. but we'll get back to that later. the ever popular "women's groups" are calling this ad violent. (who are these women in the women's groups, anyway? i picture fat and bearded ladies, don't you? oh wait ya there's tipper and good old stand by yer man hillary... right. just like i said, beards.) drama! (drama said like Dramamine, not like your high school drama teacher.) anyway they pulled the fucking ad. shit those ultra skinny women offend me way more than this does.

i don't know but those GUYS ARE FUCKING HOTT@!#!#@&*# i have no idea why i feel this way. i have heard horror stories from young girls about how they lost thier virginity, i have heard of deplorable things that our young men do to our young women, but STILL i have this thing about fantasy rape.

i lay in bed at night and fantasize about coming home one night from work and going to hang my coat up and being grabbed from behind, a hand put over my mouth, i try to scream but can't, he's so strong he rips up my skirt and pulls down my nylons... i'm struggling struggling but can't break free. i smell his sweat and hear his heavy breathing, i'm struggling he rips open his belt and pants and i fell his rock hard penis against my thigh... holy crap i'm going to have to go to the BATHROOM!!!

ok so ya you get it, right? the rape thing is hot. well, i think so anyway. fuck what's PC i just know what gets me off.

YES, the guy in my fantasy is hot, DUH. and sweaty and muscular... well, kinda like the guys in that ad up there. i used to think i wasn't so hot about the other guys watching, but the more i look at this pic the more i wouldn't mind a bunch of hot men waiting to run the train on me. shit. am i sick?

(oh ya and now i have this thing about nun porn, thanks everybody on the mail list -- like i needed more sick thoughts in this head of mine...)

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