I'm Bored Part 3 by Turtle Jones
I hate Peeps. I think they are disgusting little mobs of goo. Name one person that has never gotten sick on them at least once in their life. Everyone hates Peeps.
I like lighters. I love Zippos. I have a passion for the stench of the burn. Everyone likes Zippos.
I like fire. Specifically, I like things that are on fire or anything that causes fire or burns it hotter or faster. Everyone likes fire.
I get bored easily. Very easily. I don't like being bored.
Often, I do something about it.
God, I love Zippos.
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Comments
Oh the humanity!! Can't you hear them peeping in pain and terror?!?!
Cadbury Eggs filled with Peeps would be the ultimate Easter candy.
Posted by: Seetwist | April 14, 2007 2:23 AM
Please do it again and take a lot more pictures so that we can make one of them cartoon movie things where you flip the pages and the bunnies die.
Posted by: Dan | April 14, 2007 7:24 AM
You "art" has made the house smell like lighter fluid and dead bunnies.
Posted by: michele | April 14, 2007 10:01 AM
I like all the bottles of hot cock sauce in the background. Nice.
Posted by: Ernie | April 14, 2007 6:20 PM
that was fucking fantastic.
i'm inspired. i bet the firemen are all bored tonight.
that can be changed.
Posted by: johnny | April 14, 2007 7:37 PM
Fire!!
The only thing better than fire is fire and sex.
Posted by: Pirate | April 15, 2007 3:41 PM
Awesome. Fuck peeps.
Cadbury Creme eggs are where it's at. Somehow, though, I didn't have a single one this Easter. Which makes me sad.
Fuck I want to burn something now.
Posted by: Joel | April 16, 2007 10:29 PM