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I'm Bored Part 3
by Turtle Jones
I hate Peeps. I think they are disgusting little mobs of goo. Name one person that has never gotten sick on them at least once in their life. Everyone hates Peeps.
I like lighters. I love Zippos. I have a passion for the stench of the burn. Everyone likes Zippos.
I like fire. Specifically, I like things that are on fire or anything that causes fire or burns it hotter or faster. Everyone likes fire.
I get bored easily. Very easily. I don't like being bored.
Often, I do something about it.
God, I love Zippos.