I'm Bored Part 3
by Turtle Jones

fingerlighter.jpgI hate Peeps. I think they are disgusting little mobs of goo. Name one person that has never gotten sick on them at least once in their life. Everyone hates Peeps.

I like lighters. I love Zippos. I have a passion for the stench of the burn. Everyone likes Zippos.

I like fire. Specifically, I like things that are on fire or anything that causes fire or burns it hotter or faster. Everyone likes fire.

I get bored easily. Very easily. I don't like being bored.

Often, I do something about it.

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God, I love Zippos.

Comments

Oh the humanity!! Can't you hear them peeping in pain and terror?!?!

Cadbury Eggs filled with Peeps would be the ultimate Easter candy.

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Please do it again and take a lot more pictures so that we can make one of them cartoon movie things where you flip the pages and the bunnies die.

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You "art" has made the house smell like lighter fluid and dead bunnies.

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I like all the bottles of hot cock sauce in the background. Nice.

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that was fucking fantastic.

i'm inspired. i bet the firemen are all bored tonight.

that can be changed.

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Fire!!

The only thing better than fire is fire and sex.

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Awesome. Fuck peeps.

Cadbury Creme eggs are where it's at. Somehow, though, I didn't have a single one this Easter. Which makes me sad.

Fuck I want to burn something now.

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