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by Pat Carbonell
My car is a rolling billboard. It started out innocently enough with a couple of pagan bumper stickers that my daughter got me. Then I got dragooned into leading a Wiccan discussion group, and turned a wee bit militant about being "out" - the back of my car now has seven pagan/witch bumper stickers on it, along with a couple of political ones from the last election.
Here's the current list:
"Ah, yes, divorce - from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
Another cynical ex-hippie now working for the establishment...
Born again and again and again...
Chaos, Panic & Disorder... my work here is done
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Consciousness - That annoying time between naps.
Doing my part to piss off the Religious Right
Do Not Meddle In the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy & Good with Ketchup
DON'T PISS ME OFF I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Don't worry. It only seems kinky the first time.
Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa
Earth First. We'll strip mine to other planets later.
Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
Get a taste of religion - Lick a Witch
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take chances?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Life is the school, love is the lesson
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Obedient women are never remembered in history
Remember... pillage first. THEN burn.
Some days the dragon wins
Things haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister
What's POPULAR is not always right. What's RIGHT is not always popular.