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Timmer's Caption Contest #1
by Tim O'Connell

Timmer's new and improved caption contest! What makes it new and improved? It's here at Faster Than The World. Everything at FTTW is new and improved. It's magic that way.

Leave your best caption for this picture in the comments and in a couple of days I'll go through great angst and contemplation and decide who's Number 1. Okay, I'll sit in my recliner with my coffee and try to find one that makes me cackle like an acid freak watching a Mork 'n Mindy marathon.

Will there be a prize? Yes, there will be a prize!

Winner gets an FTTW t-shirt (to be awarded as soon as the shirts are made, which will be pretty quick).

Comments

"In just seven days,
I CAN MAKE YOU A MAAAAAN!"

I stole it-sue me.

Posted by: Jimbo-sama | May 5, 2007 12:12 AM

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"BITCH! You will NEVER be a Rockette with calves like these!"

Posted by: jo (from Amie) | May 5, 2007 12:43 AM

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"You know its so hard to find a flexible man in the Army these days, but we're working on it!"

"Lemme guess. You were a chorus boy before you joined us, right?"

"This outfit is SO wrong for legs like yours."

"You're really going to wear these boots with that outfit?"

Posted by: jo (from Amie) | May 5, 2007 12:49 AM

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"Yup. There's one in there, all right. And it's a digger!"

Posted by: turtle | May 5, 2007 6:40 AM

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"Yeah, the heel's coming right off. See, that's why I don't shop at Payless; some people never have trouble there, but God won't let me have anything nice..."

Posted by: Dan | May 5, 2007 9:32 AM

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"Excuse me sir, please stay behind the yellow tape, this is a crime scene."

Posted by: Dan | May 5, 2007 9:35 AM

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"Okay Dwayne, but a simple salute will do".

Posted by: DEBRA | May 5, 2007 12:25 PM

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Fosse Fosse one! Fosse Fosse two!

Posted by: Dave in Texas | May 6, 2007 2:57 PM

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"You were right! It's MUCH easier to move while wearing this thong."