Random Ten by Joel Caris
I'm going to take the easy way out with this week's column and used the tried and true trick of queueing up the "Five Stars" playlist on my iPod, putting it on random, and seeing what happens. I'll give the first ten songs that come on and do a write up on each one. The only stipulation is that I'll skip any that I wrote about the last time I did this. "Jet Black New Year" by Thursday - How fucking dark is this song? I love it. It was a new song put onto an EP between the brilliant album Full Collapse and the good-but-not-as-brilliant album War All the Time. I thought the song spoke of a good direction for the band heading into the follow up album to one of my all time favorite discs, but I really don't think War All the Time came close to living up to the brilliance of this song. It's filled with good, dark imagery, has lots of compelling screaming, and is melodramatic as all hell. That makes for good times.
I think what this boils down to is that I love Garden State and this song reminds me of the movie, so I have love for the song. And, really, it's not that bad a song. But what little other stuff I've heard from the band has struck me as relatively uninteresting. "Cemetery Drive" by My Chemical Romance - I've said it before and I'll say it again: Fuck you if you think you can give me shit about loving My Chemical Romance. I know they're all over the top and dress silly and wear lots of makeup, but you can say that about most any entertainer. And at least these guys are actually entertaining. They make great music, they rock, and they're slick as shit, but in a good way. Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge is utter brilliance and the follow up album wasn't half bad either. If you can't get beyond the look of them or the adoration they get from 12 year olds . . . well, your loss. This, by the way, was one of the best songs off a ridiculously fantastic album that was filled with pretty much nothing but great songs. "New Drink For the Old Drunk" by Crooked Fingers - I don't know if there's any legitimacy to this thought, but I always feel like this is the song I would hear if I was kicked back in a nice little Irish pub and there was a great, kick ass band on stage. That's what this song feels like to me, and that's a damn good feeling. Eric Bachmann, the lead singer, is one of my favorite artists going right now. I'm going to go ahead and call him a genius. I've seen him in concert twice and he's blown me away both times--they've been two of my best live music experiences. If Crooked Fingers or Eric Bachmann comes to town, go see the show. Seriously. Don't even bother downloading some songs first to see if you like him. Just go. You'll be happy. This song also appeals to the inner alcoholic in me. "Not Home Anymore" by Whiskeytown - Whiskeytown is Ryan Adams' first band. At least, I think it's his first. It's a little hard to keep up when a guy has about fifty different bands and releases ten albums a year. But I'm pretty sure this is his first and while I prefer his solo stuff and his stuff with The Cardinals more than this, there are still some damn decent songs in the Whiskeytown catalog. This is one of them. I'm not really sure why I find this compelling, but I do. Decent lyrics, I suppose, a nice beat. I really couldn't say. It's not as country as some of the other Whiskeytown songs, which is generally good. The band can get a little too country for me at times. Ryan Adams is great, by the way, and you should listen to him. Also, he wrote, recorded and released two albums in the time it took me to write this blurb. Prolific little fuck, isn't he? "Blowin' in the Wind" by Bob Dylan - Bob! Shit yes, this is a great song. I don't even really know what I need to write about this. I think most everyone knows the song and probably has an opinion one way or another. I only discovered Dylan last year and I'm quite glad I finally did. It's not that I didn't know of him or had never heard any of his music, but I didn't own any of his albums or really listen to him until last year. Thanks goes to Jess for finally getting me on the bandwagon.
"Two Little Girls" by Ani DiFranco - Don't say a word. I know you all are dying to give me shit about this, but . . . well, okay, go ahead. It's not like you give a damn if I give you permission anyway. What can I say though, I dig Ani DiFranco and I'm not embarrassed by it. I think she's a damn good artist, I'm into her singing style, she's a magnificent lyricist. It's good stuff. This particular song is a favorite off of a great album and it includes the excellent line, "Here comes little naked me, padding up to the bathroom. To find little naked you, slumped on the bathroom floor." DiFranco's last few albums haven't been nearly as compelling to me as her earlier stuff. That's not to say they're not good, though. Just not as good. That's all I have for Ani. Go ahead and use that comment form below to start talking shit. "Mexico" by Incubus - A lot of people started hating Incubus right around the time Morning View came out, though I think just as many people started loving them. I don't fall into either category. I loved their previous album, Make Yourself, which was pretty much their breakthrough. I also loved Morning View. It was after that I thought they started to fall apart. But I also didn't much care for S.C.I.E.N.C.E., though I didn't think it was horrible. So I fall into some weird middle ground on which I'm not sure many other Incubus fans reside. Anyway, "Mexico" is my favorite song off Morning View. It's just one of those quiet, melancholy songs that I really get into. I've listened to this one hundreds of times and it still totally grabs my attention whenever I hear it. That's the mark of a great song.
Luckily, it's an amazing live album. The woman certainly knows how to put on one hell of a concert and, out of all her live albums, this one may be the best capture of actually seeing her live in concert. Of course, I have no way of knowing that for sure since I've never actually seen her live. But I imagine it's true. And that's it. Ten random songs. Feel free to give thoughts, opinions, protestations, ridicule, or your own random ten list. |

Comments
Interesting about Incubus. I was a HUGE fan of S.C.I.E.N.C.E. (it's on my top 20 list of best albums ever) and was very disappointed when Make Yourself came out. They sounded like a completey different band.
I'm with you on the My Chemical Romance. But I think the best song on Three Cheers is You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison.
Posted by: michele | March 8, 2007 12:48 AM
Yeah, I know a lot of people love SCIENCE, and to be honest, I've never really given it a fair chance. And there are some songs off it I know I like. A lot of people definitely have had the opposite experience with them than what I had.
I agree that You Know What They Do is a great song. My actual favorite off the album, though, is I Never Told You What I Do For A Living. Love that one.
Posted by: Joel | March 8, 2007 2:06 AM
Random 10 off my "Rock" playlist. I've never qualified my playlists with favorites...just haven't got around to it.
That's the Way - Led Zepplin
Silver Lining - David Gray
Ride The River - Eric Clapton and J.J. Cale
Angel - Sarah McLachlan
Drive the Hell out of Here - Steve Vai
Mack the Knife - Bobby Darin
Fire on the Mountain - Grateful Dead
De Do Do Do - The Police
Stop This Train - John Mayer
Passion is No Ordinary Word - Graham Parker
Posted by: Timmer | March 8, 2007 11:55 AM
Props to Ani, for sure. But one of the very worst, smarmy, back-stabbing, See You Next Tuesday, condescending, (keep rattling off the bad things you can think of...) people I ever had the misfortune of meeting and befriending (before i knew what kind of person she really was...) was a huge Ani DiFranco fan. Drop 3 notes of any Ani song near me and I'll run almost as fast as if you put "Sweet Home Alabama" on the CD player. Associations, all that. Just seeing that name made think of that bitch and I erped a little.
Posted by: pril | March 8, 2007 2:32 PM
On the other hand, I'm still 12 and I adore My Chemical Romance. And the Killers. And the Raconteurs. And Jet. squeeee!
Posted by: pril | March 8, 2007 2:34 PM
(spews Mountain Dew on my screen) TWELVE?!
Posted by: Timmer | March 8, 2007 2:56 PM
Maybe she meant mentally?
Posted by: michele | March 8, 2007 6:51 PM
Let's hope so.
Posted by: Joel | March 8, 2007 7:05 PM
Pril, understandable on the Ani thing. Bad associations happen.
Also, I love Jet. And I really like the Killers and I kind of like the Raconteurs. So yeah.
Posted by: Joel | March 8, 2007 7:11 PM
Joel, if you were a 35 year old woman, you'd dig Ani's more recent albums. Two Little Girls is a long-standing favorite of mine.
Posted by: Courtney | March 8, 2007 8:08 PM
I've been 12 for... (does math on fingers) 25 years.
Posted by: pril | March 8, 2007 9:00 PM
Damn it, Courtney, I've always wanted to be a 35 year old woman. Thanks for rubbing it in.
Posted by: Joel | March 9, 2007 12:48 PM