- I'm likely to die of something someday
- Cal Ripken rips Orioles' management
- it's about damn time! Oh yeah, happy birthday, Ian Paice.
- No Place Like Home
- Life Is Worth Living (Mostly)
- Moving Day
- Iggy Vs. the Blessed Fireball: Part 1
- Must Love to Travel
- Home Recording on the Cheapity Cheap
- Summer Love
- Outside, Inside: Issue 3
- The Quiet Tragedies
- Mr. Sozinho
- Pantry Raid
- Would You Watch A Dog Lick His Balls On The Internets?
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
- Old Man Said
- Action Heroes: The Wheelchair Years
- Friday Morning Coming Down . . . Happy Birthday, Kris Kristofferson
- 2 X 4 of Love
- Daren Displeased
- 76 Days and Counting...
- More of an Omnivore, Really
- I Love Livin' In The Suburbs
- Retarded Movie Reviews:
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Irony
- Ordinary Beehives?
- Do You Need Music On To Fuck?
- No Rest For The Wicked
- Kaiya
- Outside, Inside 6-20-07
- Almost Home
- The BASS
- Top 25 All-Time Best Metal Albums - Part 3
- When It Pains, It Roars
- So...yeah.
- Some People Never Learn....
- Another Change
- Let's Get Coup De Main with Andy Pettite and Tim Lincecum
- Soundtrack by Mansun
- Volume 4 Issue 8
- Wither the Cavaliers
- Not Older, Better (yeah, right bwahahaha!)
- It’s Not A Soda, It’s A Coke.
- Is It Wicked To Care?
- My Dignity, My Armor and My Lance
- There's just some things you gotta do
- Fade to Beige
- Live Music
- The C Word
- Bridges
- Outside, Inside
- Where's The Kava People?
- Free Porn!!!
- The End of an Era Part II
- Top 25 All-Time Best Metal Albums Pt. 2
- Rejected
- The Historian
- The End of an Era
- Thoughts From The Back Of The Waffle House
- Volume 4 Issue 7
- Hockey In June
- Amazing, Perhaps (Interesting, perhaps not)
- Things from Texas that you eat that you did not know you eat
- Can LeBron Go All the Way?
- Welcome To The Void
- Confessions of a Blood Drinker
- Times Like These
- Sins of the Father
- Film and Developer
- Audience of Shadows
- Time And Money Well Spent
- Hit the Grill, Bitch
- Smells Like Rain
- Fuck You. I Quit.
- The Beginning of Laughter
- Top 25 All-Time Best Metal Albums
- So, You Want To Talk About Texas
- Dirty Laundry, Issue 3
- RJD2's "The Third Hand"
- Queens of the Stone Age – Era Vulgaris
- A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius.
- How Would You Fend Off a Bear?
- Cancer Fekking Sucks!
- Volume 4, Issue 6
- Wherein Deb Tries To Drink Her Way Out Of Depression
- Happy Birthday, Sgt Pepper and Ron Wood.
Why everything you know is wrong . . .
- LeBron Awakens
- A Money Making Idea
- On a Carmine Unaware
- Why Is That? (Why not, I haven't considered)
- The Purple Handcuffs
- Digging The Earth
- Lick It Up
- Chapter 30 - The End
- My Favourite Fear
- The Amazing $500 Toilet
- The Bulletin Board
- Benching 101
- Memorial Day Video Storm Flood Story
- A Confederacy of Dunces
- Missed The Bus
- Saying Goodbye
- Memorial Songs
- Mud Farming
- Memorial Day
- Fuck baseball! It's Paul Weller's birthday!
- Amie Special
- Birthday Contests!
- A Fast One
- When Is A Duck Not A Duck?
- FTTW's 1st Birthday:
Our Authors Reminisce, Part 3
- Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot...
- Sweet, Sweet Ping Pong Balls
- Why I Live at the P.O.
- Speaking of Birthdays (we were, right?)
- Lovemonkey Proposes Mandatory Helmet Law
for Donut Shop Counter Clerks
- Chapter 29
- Crash!
- Aladdin Sane and Mom
- The Air Force Anchor
- Friends Of Teh Intertubes
- FTTW's 1st Birthday:
Our Authors Reminisce, Part 2
- Nine Days in May
- Give Courtney Money! (It's for a good cause)
- Well, Josh Is Gay...
- Let Them Eat Cake
- The Zydepunks
- Gaming Wars: The Wii vs. Everything Else
- Dirty Laundry, Issue 3
- So It's Only Been A Year?
- on down the road
- Twist of Daisy
- The Nymphos of Rocky Flats
- May 20 - 26
- FTTW's 1st Birthday:
Our Authors Reminisce, Part 1
- 28 Years Later
- Hello, It's Me
- Volume 4, Issue 5
- In Which Deb Writes About Hockey
- Randy Johnson's Perfecto and Ian Curtis RIP
- Who To Root For?
- Literary Lessons
- A Tax On Stupidity? (I'll Be Bankruptided!)
- These Bands Need To Give It Up.
- The Hold Steady
- Save The World Or Whatever
- Chapter 28
- The Mother's Day Misconception
- One That Got Away
- Let's Talk About Zombies
- Here Comes the Zombies...Again
- Party Column
- Dave's Garage
- Gaming Wars: PC vs. Console
- Drinking at Breakfast
- My Favourite Kind Of Quickie
- Persuasive Encouragement
- Static
- 8 Albums No Sleep
- 3rd st
- Angela’s Ashes
- There’s A Tear In My Beer
- Dirty Laundry, Issue 2
- word to your mother
- FTTW Weekly Horoscope, May 13-19
- Does Whatever A Spider Can
- Caption Contest #2
- Eight More Wins 'Till The Cup
- Blog Is A Funny Word
- Volume 4, Issue 4
- Butch Trucks, Martha Quinn and Peter North all walk into a bar
. . . the Dea(r)th of American Music
- Turtle Hates The Kids
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 49
- Fuck Family Circus
- Honesty is Lonely (lonely baby gonna cry?)
- Chapter 27
- The Wheel of the Year
- After This, I’m Gonna Beat the Hell Outta Yer Old Man!
- Writers Wanted!
- Your FTTW Astrologer
- Disorderly Conduct
- Grindhouse: A Review
- Steak And Spiderman
- Everything I needed to know about explosives I learned in Kindergarten
- I Got My 20 Sided Die
- Ghetto Princesses
- Lessons
- By Request
- The Sands of Time
- The Time Traveler's Wife
- Like A Rocket: Jamming with the Reverend
- And The Winner of Worst Cover Song Is................
- will our ball club win the pennant?
- Dirty Laundry, Issue 1
- International Hip-Hop (Part 2) - The Middle East
- The Art of Guerrilla Writing
- The FTTW 200,000 Giveaway (We Have a Winner!)
- FTTW Weekly Horoscope, May 6 - 12
- Timmer's Caption Contest #1
- I'm Not Here For Your Entertainment
- TAFC#12: Worst Cover Songs - The Vote! The Earth! THE FIRRRRE!!!!!!!!!
- Holy H-E-Double-Hockey Sticks...
- Strait Out Of Connecticut
- Josh Hancock and Nolan Ryan's Seventh No-No
- Volume 4, Issue 3
- TV Technology Blues
- Bumper Stickers
- Girl
- I Have Flunked the Internets (repeatedly)
- Time For New Champions
- Growing Up
- Really. Don't Go In There Pt. III
- I Almost Let My Recliner Kill Me
- Chapter 26
- Joshua Tree
- Mommy Gets Away
- If I Should Wake Before I Die
- TAFC#12: Worst Cover Songs
- A Lady Laments About... The Storm Of The Century
- I Just Flew In
- Kids Do the Darnedest Things
- With A Little Help From My Friends
- Doin' Time on Brushy Mountain
- Pesto! Yay!
- New World
- Plainclothes Naked
- I Got Wood
- Branching Out (International Hip-Hop Part 1)
- i told you it was wrong, and other gambling disasters
- What's Wrong With Uranus?
- Track Day
- Great Turtle Race, The Great End
- My Semi Will Crush Your Semi
- We Must. We Must. We Must Improve Our Bust.
- Ace Frehley and Chris Carpenter? What the Hell?
- Volume 4, Issue 2
- An Open Letter to Sheryl Crow
- Score a BIG One For The Pagans
- The Upsets Begin, and Soon Will End
- Totally Deep Metaphors and Shit
- Welcome to MyFace, Have a Seat (Part 2)
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 48
- Chapter 25
- The Druid Of Chicago, Chapter 3
- Really. Don't Go In There Pt. II
- I Love Being A Mom
- The Wedding Party
- Bonfire of the Trigonometry
- pussy
- That's Nice Lemme See It
- Honing the Message
- Little Back Yard of Horrors
- Dear Pirate....
- Music From the Vault: GBH
- Sarad Bar!
- The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
- My Top 10 Greatest Rock and Instrumentals List
- Angry Jesus
- How this all started
- Kickin It Old Skool
- And the Winner of Best Cover Song is.....
- NBA Playoffs - First Round Previews
- The Twins are in Peril, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Knife
- It's A Long, Long Road
- PORSCHE, THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE
- Sometimes You Have To Just Say It
- Volume 4, Issue 1
- You'll Shoot Your Eye Out
- Time to Vote: Cover Songs
- Death and Taxes
- Diversification
- A Different Kind Of Ride
- Comfort Creatures
- It's NBA Playoffs Time
- Zombie Killa
- Watching That's So Raven in my Underwear (How she got in there, I'll never know)
- Snakes
- Chapter 24
- Cocoon
- Bonus Hockey! Weekend Roundup
- Birthdays and Pick Ups
- Celebrity Deathmatch: Facebook Vs. MySpace
- Really. Do Not Go In There.
- The Great Turtle Race
- The Request Line is Open
- The Illusionist
- Texas in the Springtime
- Taking the Plunge
- A Lady Laments About... Imus In The Morning
- TAFC# 12: Cover Songs
- The G to the L to the U Never Forgetting the E
- God I Can't Believe I'm Doing This
- Fretting Over The Board
- The Eyre Affair
- Wanted: Odd and Interesting Friends
- a hard lesson in politics
- File Under Found Stuff
- I'm Bored Part 3
- Anatomy of a Road Trip
- Justin Timberlake's Balls
- When You Believe In Things That You Don't Understand
- Otis and Me
- Look Out World
- Worst Comic Book Movies
- Hail Toyota!
- Paul Byrd, Another Arctic Explorer
- Volume 3, Issue 9
- Using Trent Reznor To Hone Your Parenting Skills
- The Lighter Side of Alzheimer's Disease
- Guns, Guts and Geekery
- The Deer Hunter
- Madge No Longer Relevant (but telling people makes them doubt it)
- Chapter 23
- Rant 'n Roll
- Deep Thoughts Caused by Sea Life
- The Joshua Tree
- The Druid In Chicago – Chapter 2
- Books with Pictures Part III: I’m in love again
- Love the One You're With
- A White Easter in Texas
- Adventures at the Pump
- F-F-F-F-Four Nineteen!!!
- Morrowind
- Saucy
- TAFC#11: Time to go somethin your somethin
- The Vibrato Tremolo
- the fix is in
- Endtroducing....
- Empire
- Spring Cleaning
- Local Cuisine : Pam's Patio Kitchen
- The Curse Of William Penn
- Book Review: Where Did I Come From?
- Ozzie Guillen Deathwatch
- Hockey Hope, Baseball Boredom and Bucky Fucking Dent
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 47
- I Had a Dream I Was a Vigilante's Sidekick
- This Idea Sucks
- Volume 3, Issue 8
- The *REAL* Final Countdown
- And The Winner of Best TV Theme Is................
- Time to Vote for TV Themes!
- Valencia
- TV Party Tonight (Alllllright!!)
- Close Encounters
- How Did I get Here?
- No Sex in the City
- breaking
- Van
- The Druid Of Chicago, Chapter 1
- Boy vs Backyard
- Failed Monument
- Next Week, We'll Raise A Barn!
- Princess Diaries
- The Gift
- Chapter 22
- Jesus Christ, SuperBar
- A Lady Laments About... Springtime Renewal
- Desolation Boulevard: Dead End
- Professional Interview #1
- Easter, Dishful Style
- My Travels Among the Mormons
- TAFC# 10: TV Theme Songs
- Dear Uberchief
- A Busy Week
- overpass
- G3 @ The Tabernacle, Atlanta
- Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story
- One Tin Soldier Runaway
- Scooby Doo and the Blues
- Don't Stop Me Now (Ready, Mates?)
- Throwing Vinyl At Zombies
- KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
- What's The Deal With That Movie?
- Datsuns in the Eye of the Beholder
- Paradise Lake
- Volume 3, Issue 7
- Better Late Than Never
- Two Tickets to Paradise: Help Me Help You
- Welcome to Mud Season
- Black and Blue
- Eighteenth Century Book Review – Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure
- To Suffer
- An Ode To An Unsung Hero
- five (not so) glorious moments in the otherwise extremely glamorous sex life of a cyber vixen
- Whoa Dude
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 46
- David Cronenberg
- Blinded by the Light
- Robin and the Ghost
- The Story So Far - Chapters 1 - 21
- A Letter from Idaho
- I Ain't No Glamour Boy
- BSG Season Finale: WTF?
- I Just Read it for the Articles
- A Lady Laments About.... Alone(liness)
- Jinxed
- Shot in the Dark
- Don't Go In There!
- Desolation Boulevard
- The Hash House Harriers of Taipei
- no time for Sunday afternoons
- On Engagement and Love
- A Week Later
- Machinima
- The Didymus Contingency
- A Selection of Satch
- And The Winner of Most Overrated Band is........
- Tear Down The Wall!
- Bad Guys, Bad Guys Watcha Gonna Do
- Lard Tunderin' Jaysus
- Free Coffee Day!! Free Coffee, Dammit!!!
- Volume 3, Issue 6
- Dear James ...
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 45
- Time to Vote: Most Overrated Band
- The Best Comic Book Movies
- Missed Movies
- Bring a Photo or Something and I'll Sign it, or Something
- A World Wide Web of Morons
- Stupidity Should Be Painful
- truck stop luv
- I Just Want Your Extra Time and Your.....Kiss
- The Umbrella
- Criminal Report
- Chapter 21
- American Music, Part 4: The Blues, Part 2.
- Bong Hits 4 Jesus
- Head Bang Er (or Blitzkrieg Bop Babies)
- A Lady Laments About... Self
- Overcoming Writer's Block
- Bow Chicka Bow Wow
- Save This Dog
- Take This Job and Shove It
- My Kind of Stripper
- Bistro fare ... reinvented
- The FTTW FAQ: Q's Wanted
- TAFC#9: Your Favorite Band Sucks! (aka Most Overrated Rock Band)
- Sims
- Money Woes
- From “Oooh” To “Eeew”
- over the hump
- Jamming In A Turquoise Dream
- Running With Scissors: A Memoir
- From the Uber's Corner Vault
- What’s It Going To Be Then, Eh?
- Do You See What Happens, Larry?
- Restore Freedom to the Galaxy!
- The Rock: A St. Patrick's Day Story from my Misguided Youth
- El Ultimo Mecanografiar De La Noche
- A Special St. Patrick's day message from Anna McGoldrick
- I Could Make A Mint
- Volume 3, Issue 5
- Saturday Morning Double Feature
- I've Got Your Pink champagne On Ice
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 44
- Geek Classification
- Geting Back to the Fucking Around
- Dreams
- Inferno
- Good Hike, Good Views, Good Friends, Good Beer
- MySpace, YourSpace, Get Outta MyFace
- Godspeed, SG-1
- Chapter 21
- List Your Songs
- Fly Me to the Moon in a Tuna Can
- Cheesing Out Again...
- The Forest For The Trees
- Failte To The Magic Midgets
- Happily
- Goomba Grub
- The Midnight Mark Spitz
- A Lady Laments About.... Entertaining
- Who Writes Short Shorts
- Digging A Hole Shawshank Redemption Style
- God's Cursed Arsehole
- When It's Time To Change, It's Time to Rearrange
- A Safe Driving Reminder
- Things that remind you of other things
- sex film bomb
- You Spin Me Right Round Baby, Right Round
- She Went And Got Herself Knocked Up
- The Memory Keeper’s Daughter
- Alright, Last Time I Left Off...
- What if?
- Fuck Is King
- For Bruce Springsteen...
- Lipton Soup Mix
- You Say Tomato, I Say Clamato
- Chapter 20
- And The Winner of Best Classic Rock Song is.............
- They Teach You How To Underline In College
- The Purple Angel
- Good Morning Campers!
- Beep Beep Beep And Out Go The Lights
- Volume 3, Issue 4
- Classic Rock Song Voting
- Illusion
- It's Just A Flesh Wound
- Random Ten
- A Fake Response to a Real Email
- Eye Wan MONEY
- Hobo-lifting Aroma (or Stop Being So Lazy)
- Raised By Witches: The Morality of Witches
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 43
- Broadcasts
- Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
- Chapter 19
- Growin' Up
- Sex
- The One Never Moves
- Sympathy For The Devil
- Skyrockets In Flight! Or: We Have No Shame
- It's How I Roll
- Regular Guys
- A Lady Laments About... Accidents
- Organic Food & Artificial Love
- The Straits (parts III and IV)
- TAFC#8: It's Classic
- Your First Time
- Gonna Get Me A Piece Of Reese’s
- The Gates of Fire
- Well Ain't That Something
- Back in the Saddle
- Matthew's Birthday Article
- Fuck This City
- Where Ya Going?
- "That Bitch Looks Out Of Place......Mom?"
- It's a Dark Day
- What Do Scary Spice and Trent Reznor Have In Common?
- And The Winner of Best Comedy Movie Is.......
- The Dangers of Office Sex
- Momma Says Fooseball Is The Devil…
- WHAT A FROZEN BAG OF PUCKS WILL GET YA...
- Twists and Turns
- The Cybernetic Woman
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 42
- Time To Vote: Best. Comedy. EVER!
- Who Do You Want to Be?
- Donkey Kong Wears Nipple Clamps
- The Encore
- hold the mustard
- We Read This In Order That You May Hate Yourself
- Raised by Witches
- Horribly Phobic
- American Music Part 3, the Blues
- I’ve Been Cheating On You
- Responding to Shutdown Day
- Chapter 18
- Ho Hum, Ho Hum, Ho Hummy Hum Hum
- There's Gold In Them Thar Hills
- This is How It's Done
- Archibald The Dog
- The Straits, Part I and II
- YouTube, I Don't
- Sudden Dumbas Death Syndrome
- A Lady Laments About... Space
- Courting Religion
- And The Winner of Coolest Car From Movies/TV is.......
- TAFC# 7: Funniest. Movie. EVER.
- cashout
- Birthdays, Family & The Game Of Life
- 31 Days Left
- Concerts—The Roots
- That Shit Is Funny
- Do I Look Funny To You?
- Be A Man!
- Time to Vote: Coolest Movie/TV Cars
- We Got Your Ha Ha's... Right Here
- Littering and...
- So Long, Farewell
- The Hard And The Easy...
- Slayer Saves
- Skinheathens
- Volume 3, Issue 3
- Robot Breasts Bring Pain!
- Group LNT Goes Vroooooooom
- Put Mommy Back on the Damn Phone!
- Can We Forgive Steve Martin?
- My Friends Are Thieving Bastards
- hot sex, doggie style. oh yeah.
- You Win Guys. The War Is Over.
- You Call This a Blizzard?
- Winter Thoughts - Part Two
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 41
- American Music pt 2
- Winter Thoughts - Part One
- Life's Little Moments - Illustrated!
- I'm Not A Car Guy
- My Own Thing
- Live The Horror
- Chapter 17
- The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking
- On the Road Again
- A Lady Laments About... House And Home
- Valley Of The Shadow Of My Shower
- My Favorite Crap Car
- A Day At The Races
- It's Saturday Night
- Character Development
- TAFC# 6: Cool Cars, Fake Cars
- Behold: The Wii
- throwin' the hammer down
- Impatiently Waiting For March 28
- Words On A Page
- Won't You Be My Neighbor ?
- Crawling From The Wreckage
- We Like The Cars That Go Boom
- TRUCK OF PAIN
- Turn Off The Fucking Meter Please
- Hot Cars, Slow Finn
- Baby You're Much 2 Fast
- Start Those Engines Or Something Like That
- Safety, Pumpkin, Safety
- Dear Francis
- Those Damn Monkeys
- Volume 3, Issue 2
- I Can't Drive 55
- the man whisperer
- Cranberries, Cardigans ... Tomato, Tomahto
- Scratch the Itch
- The Punchline That Had No Joke (Barry Gibb Is Not Jealous)
- And the winner is ... wrong
- Trading Places
- Purloined Letters Part II
- American Music
- Chapter 16
- Guilty As Charged
- Only The Gods Are Real
- Miss Shawna's Opus
- That's Funny. That's Funny Stuff, Man
- Reliable Repeats Part II
- Checking Out The House
- The St. Valentine's Day Massacre
- Romance Schmomance
- A Pirate's Life For Me
- A Lady Laments About Marriage
- Finding Time To Write
- My Mo
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 40
- And The Winner of Best 80s Video Is.............
- Cover Songs
- The Ling
- The Great Depression And a Dead Man's Underwear
- The Michael Keaton Incident
- This Column Is Not Yet Rated
- Its All About Reality
- Time to Vote: Best Video of the 80's
- This Is Going To Hurt You More Than Us
- Bang my Head and Balls (what?)
- And I'm Taking My Ball With Me
- Holding Out For A Hero
- The End of Everything
- Volume 3, Issue 1
- Gimme a Bottle of Anything. And A Glazed Donut. To Go.
- the eighties, dude
- The Department of Euthanization
- Hot Summer Night
- The Perfect Line
- Four Eighties Bands That I Will Never Get to See
- 80s Gone Wild
- If Viacom Sees This They are Going to Blow a Cow
- I Can't Feel My Balls
- The Horror of the 80's
- Chapter 15
- Guys Like You...
- Zen Rock
- Breaking The Standards
- Beggar's Banquet
- Out The Door
- The 80's: Birth, School, Work, Death
- 80s: It's not just hair metal anymore
- A Lady Laments About....Womens' Liberation
- Pimping The Goods
- All The Treasure Of D&D With Half The Character Sheet!
- Friends With Benefits
- And The Winner of Worst Song of the 70's Is.....
- TAFC#5: I Want My MTV - Best Video of the 80's
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 39
- Books with Pictures Part II—Movies With Pictures
- Never Put The Guitar Down
- Cabman
- The Force Could Have Been With Him
- Completely Awful People And The Utterly Disconnected Masses
- THE SUPERBOWL
- I Once Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom
- A Pinch Of This, A Little Of That...
- Time to Vote: Worst Songs of the 70's
- I Had The Time Of My Life. I Think.
- Back in my day...
- Let's Do This Fucker
- Practical Advice for Aspiring Bums
- Volume 2, Issue 9
- Pretty Sneaky, Sis!
- Fashion Statements
- All The Way Live
- Talkin’ ‘Bout My Generation
- Randomosity
- screaming like the 70's
- Meditations of a Menopausal Witch
- Things I Love About the Seventies Even Though I Had Nothing to Do With That Decade Because I Was Born In 1980.
- As Funny As A Slap in the Face
- Apathy
- It Can’t Be Thirty Years!
- Satan Drives A Trans Am With A Chain Link Steering Wheel
- Day of Portraits
- When Starbuck Had A Penis
- Chapter 14
- That Seat At The Table Is Empty For A Reason
- Disco Sucks
- Fondues and Dont's
- My Mana Tap Brings All The Boys To The Yard
- The Most Highest Mountain In Japan
- The Itch
- 24: 11am - 12pm (Spoilers Inside!!)
- And the Best Horror Movie Is...............
- TAFC#4: Worst Song of the 70's (a/k/a Shooting Fish in a Barrel)
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 35 again
- Bridging The 6-String Divide
- Cartoons—Not Just for Saturday Morning Anymore
- Relationship Karma
- I Think I Just Peed a Little
- Time to Vote: 50 Best Horror Movies Poll
- My Rules
- Frankenstein Monologues
- "Tiny Bubbles?" Again?!
- I Should Be President of The World.
- Math Is Fun!
- I Want My MTV (Yeah, RIGHT)
- Burden of Proof - Moonstruck Album Review
- Witchcraft 101, Part 2
- Student Government ?
- Terminal Embarrassment
- Deadlines Suck, Man
- The Back Booth
- In The Shadows
- The Perfect Pub
- The Songs Everyone Hates
- Audience of Shadows - The Story So Far
- Today Is Not Backwards Day
- Little Miss Independent
- Songs You Never Heard Of
- 24: 10am - 11am (Spoilers Inside!!)
- Bring back my HEAT!
- Fight For Your Rights
- If Faster Than The World was Cosmopolitan Magazine....
- The FTTW Highlight Reel #1: England Ink
- And The Best Arcade Game Is.....
- TAFC#3: Best Horror Movies - Nomination Time
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 38
- John Carpenter and Zuni Spirits
- Capitalism Sells. But Your Music is Suffering
- What Do YOU Watch Anyway?
- Books with Pictures
- The Complexities Of Modern Life
- Michele Stole My Column Title
- Conference Championships!
- 50 Best Arcade Games - The Polls Are Open!
- Zen Arcade
- The Final Four..Wait, This Is The NFL
- 50 Best Arcade Games - UPDATED
- Never Go To The Rink With Wet Hair…
- I Want To Be Anywhere But Here
- Frankenstein Returns
- Volume 2, Issue 8
- 50 Best Arcade Games - We Are Getting Close
- Charles in Charge?
- This Shit Sucks
- Overrated Excitement
- Getting The Digits
- Witchcraft 101
- I Got The Workin' Man Blues
- 50 Best Arcade Games - I Love IT!
- Doors, King and Dylan
- To Define Art
- Purloined Letters
- The Cemeteries Are Full of Dimwits
- It's Been That Many?
- 50 Best Arcade Games - Donkeys and Bubbles and Robots, Oh My!
- Saturday Mornings Ain't What They Used To Be
- Montezuma's Revenge
- The Brutal Tango
- "When is a Cookie not a Cookie?"
- The Good Girlfriend
- Low Carb my ASS!
- And The Winner of Best Fake Band is.........
- TAFC#2: 50 Best Arcade Games - Part 1
- The Last Creative Storytellers
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 37
- To Uber Man
- Concert Going in the Early ‘90s
- Divisional Playoffs
- You Say It's Your Birthday
- 50 Fake Bands - THE POLL!
- How Did That Get In There?
- Things That Make You Go...
- Do Not Take Lightly
- TAFC#1: 50 Best Fictional Bands - Part 5 - The End
- Previously on "Frankenstein!" (again)
- The Leftovers
- This One's For The Bangers
- Volume 2, Issue 7
- TAFC#1: 50 Best Fictional Bands - Part 4 - Almost There
- I Want My MTV
- Let's See Those Dollars, Gentlemen!
- Lunch Time!
- A Different Kind of Family
- Never Say Never
- Open Mouth. Insert foot
- The Music of My Youth
- TAFC#1: 50 Best Fictional Bands - Part 3
- Sequels Part One – The Decent Ones
- 10 Memorable Moments with James Brown
- The Men
- Tijuana Street Dog
- Mark Twain Conquers The Cockneys
- Houseguests - The Other White Meat
- My Favorite Books of 2006 — Part Two
- We Can't Be That Old!
- Anger Directment Management
- It's Fergalicious!
- TAFC#1: 50 Best Fictional Bands - Part 2
- This Column Is Brought To You By The Letter F
- Help this, Motherfucker!
- An Exercise In Superiority
- Life Imitates Art... Er... WarCraft
- TAFC#1: 50 Best Fictional Bands
- I Don't Believe That Happened
- Dear Uberchief
- El Bandito
- Rocky George
- Dr. Strangelove
- Wild Card Weekend
- What Ever Happened To Predictibility?
- Maybe This Is About Walnut Grove. Maybe Not
- Where Everybody Knows My Name (Whether I Want Them To Or Not)
- You'll Never Know The Wonders I've Seen
- It's Morning Already? Group LNT Time!
- Incidental Punishment After The Ball Is Blown Dead
- Previously on “Frankenstein!”
- The Old Better Catch Up With The New
- Volume 2, Issue 6
- Piss on Old Time Hockey!!!
- It's Only A Video Game...
- Up On The Rooftop
- A Trippy Trike
- The Wickerman: Reviewed
- Part V: The Dilettante
- The Royal Tenenbaums
- FTTW: Behind the Scenes
- Sidekick Dicks
- New Starts, New Jams
- Jake – Future Musical Genius
- Chapter 13
- Even Mennonites Get The Blues
- I Think I'll Eat Some Worms And Die
- Riverdale, 90210
- Coconuts Attack!
- Wii, Wii, Wii.....All The Way Home
- Just For Now Jobs
- Germ Chernobyl
- Yo, Adrian
- Pine Cones Go in Here, Party Liquors Comes Out Here
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 36
- Happy New Year!
- Power Pack Attack!
- Brawls, Broads and Booze
- Afghan Jam
- Last Week of NFL: Feel Free To Talk Shit
- Does Not Work Against Roadrunners
- The Great ACME Swindle
- What's Playing - Staff Selections
- If This Is It
- Volume 2, Issue 5
- Pimping Victimhood
- Happy F**KING NEW YEAR
- The Army of Frankenstein is Coming
- Best of LNT - Tribute to the AMC Pacer
- The Brilliance of 2006 - Part Two
- Why I Love Pro-Wrestling
- Department Holiday Party
- The Clincher
- My Favorite Fictional Witches
- Bums And Boobies
- The Feast
- Chapters 10, 11 and 12
- So Long, Farewell
- Two Mommies and a Baby
- Mid-Season Recap
- Failure-Free Resolutions
- Chili, Bowl Games and Metal Up Your Ass
- The Little Boy Who Goes To Church
- The Day After Christmas
- Proud Member of AA
- Favorite Books of 2006 — Part One
- And To All A Good Night
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 35
- The Christmas Rooster
- Looking Ahead To The New Year
- Holiday Wishes
- The Night Before Christmas
- Sunday NFL Thread!
- An Offer You Can't Refuse
- Cruisin' Santa Loco
- Maybe Mr. Costanza Had The Right Idea
- Wildcards! Everywhere!
- Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot
- A Present from Me to You…
- Space Pirates: Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
- Volume 2, Issue 4
- A Loss Of Innocence
- Don't Feed The Animals
- Dear Santa
- The Brilliance of 2006 - Part One
- Holiday Memories
- Part IV: The Professional Artist
- "Can't We All Just Get Along?" Holiday Edition
- power fucking
- Your Kids Are Cute, But.......
- Gave Me A Black Eye, Tore Up My Levi
- First Times
- Chapters 7, 8 and 9
- Will Rock For Food
- Gone Digital or Merry Christmas, Shawna!
- Take a Voyage
- 'Twas The Night Before Christmas
- Marrying Into The Military
- Story Time By the Yule Log
- Bah Fucking Humbug
- Bottoms Up!
- Welcome To The Jungle
- A Rabbi and Santa Claus Walk Into A Bar...
- Extreme Self Defense for the Modern Woman
- Soapy Mouth Syndrome
- Tis the Season
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 34
- I Love the Smell of Wrapping Paper in the Morning
- Ten Quick Questions with Screenwriter Craig Mazin
- What I Want for Christmas that Nobody Can Get Me
- Birth of a Metalhead: The First CD I Ever Bought
- The guitarists of TSO
- Holiday Memories
- Even Drunks Get The Blues
- NFL Open Thread
- I Want A Man Just Like Dick Clark
- I Hate the Beastie Boys
- Dateline: December 31, 2001
- A Wedding, New Years And My Old House
- Tailgating Rules
- In The Spirit of the Season
- The Story of David
- Picks For Kicks
- Space Pirates: Old Enemies
- Volume 2, Issue 3
- What's On: Kung-Fu and Mexican Dinosaurs
- Nothing Says "Great Date" Like Glass in the Ass
- Mick And Amanda
- An Invasive Art
- suite surrender, part VII
- Altruism
- Five Classics I Hate
- Building an Ethical System -or- You Mean I Have to THINK?!
- Word Association Time: Santa
- Whiskey Showdown
- Those Times When You Have To Do What You Don’t Want To Do
- "She’s Totally a Self-Absorbed Asshole"
- Lenny and Shirley
- Chapters 4, 5 and 6
- Columbian Diary
- Big Girl Panties
- Of Bugs and Men
- Christmastime in Hell
- The Magical Fruit!
- The Baby and the Bathwater
- How I Ruined Christmas
- One Day There Will Be a Title Here
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 33
- The Nog And The Cookies
- Ten Quick Questions With Dr. Frank
- Last Minute Shopping
- On Music
- Moonlight Dancing
- Mr. Fixit, I'm Not
- The View From Japan: Anime Wheat and Chaff
- Beware The Spoilers
- Caption This! (Family Circus Edition)
- I'm Not Dumb Enough To Be A Goalie
- I Can't Believe 2005 Is Already Over. Wait, What?
- Speak At Your Own Risk
- Volume 2, Issue 2
- What's New CENSORED Cat Episode Two
- 2006: The Year That East Met West
- Anatomy of a Follow Up
- Christmas Morning
- Another Public Service Announcement.
- Winter Wonderland
- Part III: The Artiste
- So Who Gets to Decide What's "Moral"?
- Ode to an Ancient Urge
- What's Playing, Volume 13
- Black and White from a Color Negative
- The Five Second Rule
- The Best One Put Me To Sleep
- Orange Juice From Concentrate
- Chapter 3
- I Miss Sex
- On Chemistry
- You Want Me To Put What Where?
- Alternative Christmas Music
- Think Thin, Tubby!
- They Built a Coaster WHERE?
- Breaking Up is Hard to Do
- Ever see the movie about a small town…
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 32
- There Are Starving Kids in China
- Let It Snow!
- The Crap Tree
- Holidaze
- Where is your soul?
- Recipes for Cold, Drunk Days
- My Year in Cover Versions – Part III
- Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself
- It Gets Cold. It Can Snow. It Might Sleet Or Rain. It's Football.
- You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!
- Winners Never Quit
- CLEAR!
- What's New (CENSORED) Cat?
- Chapter 2, Issue 1
- where's my flying car?
- A Public Service Announcement
- A Tale of Revenge on the High Seas
- suite surrender, part VII
- Tales From The Road Part I
- RSM's Cardinal Compact Disc Owning Rules
- Parts I and II: Introduction and Thesis
- The Last Time We Mixed Politics and Religion, People Got Burned at the Stake
- The Shopping Maul
- Ambience Part 1
- A Shared Love of Beer
- ‘Sploding Person
- Chapter 2
- Men, Women, and Careers
- Walk a Mile in My Vans
- Breaking Scientific News!
- We Watched Too Much TV
- Do Not Want
- Thanksgiving Aftermath
- Singing On The Brain
- I'll Keep an Eye Out For You
- My Little Red Wagon Part II
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 31
- Fake or Real?
- Family Is What You Make It
- The Living Room III
- the party wagon
- Dear Uberchief
- Steve Cropper
- Part II May--August
- Just Desserts
- It’s My Day Off Today So I’m Having Fun, Football Style
- Please Don't Say 'Freebird'
- I Got Yer Hockey Right Here
- An American Baseball Fan in Japan
- Volume 1, Issue 11: The End of a Chapter....
- Mmmm....Goat
- Happy Thanksgiving
- The First Thanksgiving - A Retelling
- Traditions, My Ass. Let's See Who's Playing!
- on this thanksgiving
- Holiday Music
- Just Because You're Paranoid Doesn't Mean They're NOT Out To Get You
- Let My People Go
- Travis’ List Of Topics You Should Not Talk About Over Thanksgiving Dinner
- We're Magically Delicious
- I’m Okay, You’re Fucked: Dan talks to Joe King of The Queers
- Grab The Camera, Get In The Car And Just Drive
- You Hire Us, You Get The Soros
- Join Us
- The Perils Of Being Single
- My First Little Red Wagon
- Ode To A Night Of Dumbass Drunkenness
- Giving Thanks and Getting Gas
- Now That Is Comedy
- Baby Huey's Thanksgiving: It's like Son-in-Law but without that Pauly Shore douchebag!
- Ten Quick Questions With Bill Stevenson
- Diversity
- The Struggling Indy Filmmaker
- The Stupid Side of Coasters
- My Drinking Games
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 30
- That Class Sucked
- Paranoid
- My Year in Cover Versions
- Bread Buttering Part II
- Albums You Need to own Before you Die
- Not Quite Plug and Play
- Price of a Woman
- NFL Week 11- Let's Look At The NFC
- editor's picks
- Rock Chicks
- Let's Get Down To The Nitty Gritty
- Volume 1, Issue 10
- Friday Double Feature!
- Mmmmm shark
- Just Somethings We Enjoy
- One Time At The Video Store
- Man Up
- suite surrender, part VI
- My First Trip To Vegas: Part Two
- Out of The Broom Closet - or - What It Means to be A Witch in Modern America
- Rainy Day Songs
- My Battle with Inertia
- God Damn That Was Funny
- If You Squeeze Coal Hard Enough, You Get a Diamond
- Kids, it’s Picture Day!
- Reliable Repeats Part I
- An Audience of Shadows: Chapter 1
- The Emerging Darkness
- Think Before You Speak Military Style
- Healthy Eating Is For Wimps
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 29
- ..And Restore Freedom to the Galaxy
- Sometimes It's Not What You Expected...It's Better
- My Favorite Books
- Welcome to Hollywoodland
- I Remember Part III
- We Have A Date With an Ambulance
- Side Trip
- Divorce, Cleavage and Outing, Oh My!
- How I Raised an Asian Baby to be My Accountant Part III
- Vernon Reid
- A Different Way To Butter Your Bread
- NFL Week 10 - Let's Look At The AFC
- Sometimes the Good Die Young...And Sometimes They Just Won't Die
- We Are Road Crew, Part 2
- It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
- Letters To and From Home
- Landshark!
- It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
- Follow The Fold And Stray No More...
- Things You *Must* See! Part II
- The Strong Woman
- The Band Pictures
- Pop Culturista
- Slow And Steady Wins The Race
- Half the Game is Mental....
- Movie Review : V For Vendetta
- Game Review : Final Fantasy XII
- Amie: Volume 1, Issue 9
- A Musical Education
- Motel Hotel Holiday Inn
- suite surrender, part V
- Dating Woes
- Put The Needle On The Record
- My First Trip To Vegas
- Playground Dynamics
- Life Happens
- Heavy Rotation
- Don’t Go In The Woods
- Leaked Documents
- We Are The Road Crew, Part I
- How Bad Do You Want It ?
- Listing
- The High Cost of Living
- "When The World Is Crashing Down..."
- White Trash Cocktail Party!
- Don't It Make My Blue Eyes Green(ish)?
- Director's Commentary
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 28
- Turtle Tracking, Neil Diamond and David Cassidy
- Smutty Haiku and Beer - Together at Last
- Raw and Smooth or Sticky and Safe ?
- Men's Underwear Stinks
- Strange Occurrences
- Riding the Week 9 Hype Machine
- You Other Brothers Can't Deny
- The Infamous Backstage Rider
- My Life As An Amateur Layabout
- "Customer Service, How Can I Help You ?"
- Shark Attack
- An Action Figure Thanksgiving
- They're Coming to Take Me Away, Hah Hah!
- Things You *Must* See!
- Joshua Tree
- Dog Shit
- L.A. To Sacramento: A Road Trip Story
- Of Valentines, Infidelity and Felt Frogs
- Anal Invaders VI
- The "Best" In The Midwest
- Are You Ready to Rumble
- Gliding on Glass
- Volume 1, Issue 8
- Overanxious/Overheard
- suite surrender, part IV
- Interview With Absent Me
- Doing The Right Thing
- My Afghan Vacation
- Font Geeks
- Ten Quick Questions With Eddie Spaghetti of The Supersuckers
- This Might Be They Might Be Giants
- And The Kid Becomes A Scumbag
- Interviews With Regular People
- Taken By the Spirit
- I Bet Satan Had Something To Do With This
- Screw Halloween, Let's Get Ready for Christmas
- There's No Going Back, No Going Home
- I Remember Part II
- Pumpkins Part E: The Final Chapter
- Halloween Fiction - Four Stories for the Price of One!
- Stardust the Super Wizard
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 27
- But I Thought It Looked Cool
- Dear Uberchief
- A Gallery of Ghoulish Guitars
- How to Cheat on Your Wife and Why You Shouldn't
- Party Line - The Story Thus Far
- The Fine Art of Worrying
- NFL Week 8 - Interview Time
- It's Cold Tonight
- A Little Of This And Some Of That
- Madame May's Mystical Ministrations
- Too Slow
- But I'm Lactose Intolerant!
- Resume Writing Tips: The Four Sentences To Keep In The Back Of Your Mind While Writing Your Cover Letter
- Erica Talks to Ghosts
- In Pursuit of Hotness
- You and Your Husband’s Rank
- WTF?
- But It's Got a Great Personality
- IT’S A MAD, MAD HOCKEY WORLD
- Just Turn Your Back and Walk Away
- Redd Foxx Was A Dirty Old Bastard
- FTTW Poll Time: We Can Dance if We Want To
- Volume 1, Issue 7
- 112 Ocean Avenue
- Negative Creep
- Click Your Heels Three Times...
- Down Time Part I
- suite surrender part III
- My Name is Travis
- The Sweet Stuff
- The Gullfire's Waiting
- Suggestion Week
- Curtain Call
- Ten Quick Questions With Dirk Deppey of The Comics Journal
- Southern Charm, Lacking
- Cult of Personality
- Ten Quick Questions With Comic Artist/Writer Evan Dorkin
- Halloween Can Be A Drag
- Pumpkins Part IV: Son of Pumpkin
- I Remember Part I
- Mad Monster Party!
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 26...kinda
- The Price is Right, Bitch!
- How I Raised an Asian Baby to be my Accountant Part II
- There Be Some Scary Guitarists
- You Don't Live Here No More, Part II: Shock Treatment
- Party Line
- Week 7: Surprise Surprise
- Splatterhouse Rock
- Elf Needs Food Badly
- Sleep For America
- Adventures of the Banana Boat
- True Romance
- you....annoy....me....
- Hi, I’m the Pool Boy
- One Dot at a Time
- Military Brats - Taken to a Whole New Level!
- Robin and the Ghost
- Things Are Not Pretty
- You Can Eat Pancakes All Night Long....
- Crack is Whack
- Concert Review: Supersuckers and Social Distortion
- Life Is A Loaded Gun
- Rotary Motion
- Volume 1, Issue 6
- The Spirits of High School
- Where Is Rusty When You Need Him?
- Short Trip
- Grace
- Shopping is Sexy
- suite surrender, part II
- Michele and Turtle Get Inked
- Rockstar Turned Mommy
- Stormy Monday
- Let’s Talk About Zombies
- What's The Watermelon For ?
- You Don't Live Here No More
- Flash Fiction: The Owl and the Mouse
- Medical Mishaps
- Pumpkins Part 3: THE PUMPKINING
- Ten Quick Questions with Jen Graham of Metal Blade Records
- Sunman and Amy the Monster Hunter - Together At Last
- Collage of Horrors, Part II (The Reckoning)
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 25
- The World Bores You When You're Cool
- How I Raised an Asian Baby to be my Accountant Part I
- Getting Amped Up Over The Sound
- The Rush of the Crush
- Let’s Tailgate!
- Dust Covered Memories
- Kings, Queens and Full Houses
- I Can Do Better Than That
- My Life As A Big City Sandwich Board Wearing Doomsayer
- Search and Seizure
- Another State of Mind
- Wild Celebrity Kingdom
- Headstoned
- Unfinished Business
- Snow Job
- Ten Quick Questions: Uberchief and Ted Rhobe Rae.
- Just Another Day. Or is it?
- The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
- Hate the Player...
- Sweet Science
- Volume 1, Issue 5
- Motorcycles Vroom Vroom
- A Hand Up His Ass And a Smile on Your Face
- suite surrender, part 1
- The Clown Bug That Ate Chicago
- I Can't Be Broke, I Still Have Credit
- 5 Year Plan, My Ass
- The Scarf That Wouldn't Die
- FTTW Poll Time!
- Sally Field is Out of Order!
- Flowers, Anyone?
- "Don't Mess With The Best"
- Movies From 1982, I’m Not Sure Why
- On Being “Famous”
- "Open the window. Open the window, Mark!"
- You Are Wearing That?
- Pumpkins Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Too Old Punks
- Amy the Monster Hunter
- DVD Review - Star Wars Original Trilogy
- We Thought It Was White Boy Day
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 24
- Reeves Gabrels
- I Sold Vaccuum Cleaners for Two Days Part III
- Good Eatin'
- Alexandra Chase - Diary Of a Vermont Drag Queen
- Back Forty - Week 3
- Always Have A Backup
- Interview With the Writer
- I'd Like Some Answers, Please
- FTTW Site News
- ALCOHOLIC RUSSIANS ON BOARD!
- Amie, Volume 1, Issue 4
- I'll See You On The Ice
- Finally A Weekend Worth Talking About
- Open Air
- You Know Elvis Can Eat A Whole Turkey
- Use It or Lose It
- Love of Coasters
- And well met....
- Do It For Johnny
- Unpleasant Surprises
- The Living Room Part II
- There's just some things you gotta do
- My Entire Team Sucks
- Fictional Universe - It's Shocktober!
- Love Of The Game (and baseball playoff predicitons)
- Pumpkin Part I : Pumpkins is kinda funny to say fast. Pumpkinspumpkinspumpkins
- What Song is it You Want to Hear?
- Re-Stringing
- Uber's Corner: Cease and Desist
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 23
- One froggy night
- FTTW Announcement: Halloween Fiction Contest
- Passed Out Again In The Kindergarten Room
- NFL Week 4: Crazy, but that's how it goes
- WTF Were They Thinking ?
- Release the Hounds!
- FTTW Photography
- Crawling From the Wreckage
- Amie, Volume 1, Issue 3
- The really odd couple
- Track Day
- This Means Meatwad is Sleeping With the Fishes
- The Living Room Part I
- Retail Therapy
- the guest star
- Breaking Down is Hard to Do
- Entertain and Be Entertained
- Choose Your Own Adventure
- Blame My School
- It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature
- Fictional Universe Week 2
- This Month in Metal
- Donald Duck and the Column With No Name
- FTTW Fight Club
- Hurtin' your feelings edition – Chet Atkins
- I Sold Vacuum Cleaners for Two Days Part II
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 22
- Young kid memories
- The Back Forty
- The Meeting
- NFL Week 3: Remain calm. All is well.
- Did someone say boobies?
- Chased by a Lion
- Naughty Monkeys
- Doing it in Digital
- BOXING DAY
- Friday on my Mind
- Amie, Volume 1, Issue 2
- Where the Rubber Meets the Road
- mom, what's a blow job?
- No matter what you do, I will win
- Leopard Spots
- Buy Me Something!
- five (not so) glorious moments in the otherwise extremely glamorous sex life of a cyber vixen
- hockey balls
- The Tavern
- Blow Up
- FTTW Photo "Contest"
- That Must Hurt
- Yo Ho Hos!
- The Fictional Universe: Week 1
- Criminis and shiitakes. Whatever tickles your pickle
- ms. pac-man is a whore
- I Got You, Babe
- My Stuff Bag
- I Sold Vacuum Cleaners for Two Days Part I
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 21
- settling a bet
- candy-o
- The Back Forty
- My Life As A Minimum Wage Slave Vampire
- The Church of Football: Some Kinda Hate
- Gotta chase your dreams, baby
- Musical Secrets of FTTW
- Life in black and white
- Amie: Volume 1, Issue 1
- Welcome to Celebrity Hell
- boxing, braves and bucs
- FTTW Wants You!
- Nirvana...and not the grunge kind neither.
- Cars of the Night: We Love it When a Plan Comes Together
- My First Stint In Philly Part II
- Let the Bodies Hit the Floor:
Drowning Pool Live from Iraq
- i got your most wanted right here
- Don't lie to us. We know you are in on this.
- Shit meets the fan in rural Oregon
- My First Stint In Philly Part I
- The Cemeteries Are Full Of Dimwits
- comfort foods: why i ever left this place, i still dont know
- Dalla mia cucina ad il vostro
- Wii Will Wii Will ROCK you
- Gretsch Guitars
- Movies and Music. Sometimes It's Just Funny
- Letter to the Editor of Dsyntery Weekly
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 20
- England Ink
- Fooseball is the Devil
- Electric Bugaloo
- Best Friends
- space sex: the final frontier
- Ouch. That Hurts.......
- The Soundtrack of Your Life (Contest!)
- TGIF (Thank God It's Football Season)
- Red Asphalt
- Sweating Til You Bleed - Best Live Album
- Pie Wars!
- explosions and explorers
- Stupidest Lyrics Challenge - Big in Japan
- Into the woods part II
Or: How I came out of the woods
- Skate and destroy.. Fuck the Cops
- A Contest! - Answer that and stay fashionable
- Into The Woods Part I
- i'd kill castro for one of these
- Whiplash
- true story, i swear
- if the ball gag fits
- More cartoons?
- Another step
- mickey and mexican hats
- Set your goals
- I never did know your name. Oh yes, you do...
- Our FTTW Vacation
- thank you
- Rollins Band Review
by: Mr B and W
- Happy birthday, Kali!....and buy our products
- vlad the impaler by tonkin
- Dr. Stangelove Part II
- Worst Experience Trying To See The Yankees by Jay
- iPod iShmod by Wilhelm von Hans von Masterson von Stuttgart von Bob
- turtle thanks
- Even Drunks Get The Blues...
- Jones Beach Battle
- 100 albums that changed my life: Nos. 60-51
by: Andrew
- My Life As A Teenage Zombie Call Girl by Wilhelm von Hans von Masterson von Stuttgart von Bob
- An Update
- Afghan jam
by: cullen
- key west style
by: Kali
- drunk elvis
by: tonkin
- It must be Thursday... I could never get the hang of Thursdays....
- ITALIAN HORROR MOVIES
by: DK
- The Story of Ant, Fox, and Bole Weevil
by: Uberchief
- breaking up is hard to do
- The Fable of Turdburglar Cockpiece, the Dog with an Unfortunate Name
by: Uberchief
- Are There Divorce Lawyers In Heaven? by Wilhelm von Hans von Masterson von Stuttgart von Bob
- most rock n roll moment ever by
pril
- bon voyage! don't forget to write!
- "Turtle Invades new york" schedule of guest hosts!
- Turtle invades New York day!
- sitting in the waiting room
- A slice of the pie
- QotD: Bite My Shiny Metal Ass
- Cigars, Catfights and Card games
- Sunday with thefinn:
Precious.... My Precious....
- What's Playing, Volume 12
- Saturday with thefinn:
Dr. Strangelove....
- the great turtle conspiracy begins...
- This is your life
- board games and bored nights
- Thanksgiving
- Reply hazy, try again
- now that the statute of limitations is over...
- Shall We Play a Game v.2: Seven Words
- new york and del taco
- revenge is sweet and so are you
- Shall We Play A Game?
- Fishin' and giggin'
- tastes just like chicken, they say
- Sundays with friends and family
- What's Playing, Volume 11
- thefinn: Older But Not Dead
- Turning on the Happy Switch
- thefinn: Summertime and Music
- welcome to friday night
- 123456789..................10
- get off my lawn
- snow job
- skip the intro and start the song
- I'm on a fastfood diet
- A call to the readers
- Love punk rock style
- from the music vault: The Beatles
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 19
- warning: post contains saccharine. proceed at own risk
- we just got tired of cleaning our windshield
- We are just having fun here
- USS Turtle
- movie week finale: switchblades, light sabers and heros
- Your ships bartender
- Coffee and Cigarettes
- Movie Week Gets High: Dave's Not Here
- What's Playing, Volume 10
- The turtle gets a surprise
- Movie Madness Moves on: Who's laughing now?
- that song sucks. like, really sucks.
- movie week continues: no shirt no shoes no dice
- movie week fun: you can quote me on that
- more movie week: guilty as charged
- Movie poll winner: wasting my life away for a few dollars a day
- movies, movies, movies
- and movie week continues: Frankenstein and farts
- these go to eleven
- Bad Guys, bad guys, whatcha gonna do?
- let's get ready to rumble
- wearing your heart on your sleeve
- New York is a hell of a town
- Toys and a tick
- doggie thoughts
- What's Playing, Volume 9
- vacation tales: madness and mad magazine
- do you want to see something really scary?
- Rabbit Season!
- FTTW Reader's Choice: We Had to Have It
- New York State of Mind
- California Dreaming
- aren't you glad we didn't use the japanese alphabet?
- summertime blues
- Of Tigers and rats...and wor wonton soup
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 18
- car of the day: I'm just here for the gasoline
- easy like a sunday morning breakfast
- A Little Goes A Long Way
- this is a post about some albums we really dig
(like you really care about how we got here)
- You fucked up! You trusted us!
- 1978: You Make Me Feel Like Dancing
- What's Playing, Volume 8
- what the hell is a sump?
- Disney Disaster or just another day?
- story of the years: mice and heat
- meh! feh! and yeah!
- An open letter to our readers of FTTW
- duct tape and red dawn: what's in your box?
- I hate little house!
- Mr. Mafia
- Leave the gun. Take the cannolis. What movies came out when you were born?
- 8 simple questions to hurt your brain
- pop quiz, hot shot
- the best punk rock record as voted by you
- sugar shakes and superheros
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 17
- metal up your ass!
- The Final Poll! Best Punk Rock Album!
- grim grinning ghosts
- What's Playing, Volume 7
- fuck the afterlife, did you bring extra soy?
- Best Punk Album of the 00's: Winner
- bathtub experiments and other adventures in bad booze
- The Decade of "Meh":
Voting for Best Punk Album of the 00's
- What you didn't know about snack cakes
- a random list full of metal
- Best Punk Albums of the 00's: Nomination Time!
- East v. West: Fast Food Fight!
- Best Punk Rock Album of the 90's - Winner!
- Seeing Life Through The Bottom of a Boones Farm Wine Bottle
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 16
- Best Punk Rock Album - 90's - Voting Time!
- What's Playing, Volume 6
- Car of the Night: Dodge Dart
- Why the turtle?
- Best Punk Albums of the 90's: Nomination Time!
- Monday I'm in love
- Best Punk Rock Album 85-89 Winner
- end of the road
- Missiles and Mayhem
- who came from where you came from?
- Best Punk Albums (85-89): Voting Time! The Branching Off Era
- What's Playing, Volume 5
- World Cup: Turtle v. Michele. Weird Food v. Weird Food.
- Best Punk Albums of the 80's (85-89) - Nomination Time!
- Best Punk Album 80's (80-84) Winner
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 15
- Best Punk Albums (80-84): Voting Time!
- Special When Lit
- It's 80's Time!
Punk Rock Album Nominations for 80-84
- broken knees and burned dogs
- Best Punk Album of the 70's: The Winner!
- our forefathers perished so you could vote in a punk rock poll!
- roller coasters, blood and extra onions. Welcome to america, motherfucker!
- A holiday PSA from F.T.T.W.
- 4th of July - Sometimes You Get Burned
- Best Punk Album of the 70's: Voting Phase!
- cars/video games of the day: drinking and driving
- there are good people and sometimes they are cute
- side note
- fun with milk and cheese!
- Best Punk Albums of the 70's - The List So Far (updated)
- New Poll Time!!
Best Punk Albums (by decade)
- What's Playing, Volume 4
- hella cool!
- first shows: cows, creem and bras
- guilty as charged
- Just cause I can
- video games: hookers and high scores
- musical interlude II: we love the ingalls!
- picture, picture!
- our favorite tv moments: sex, puberty and sex
- musical interlude: elvislution!
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 14
- a thank you
- car of the day: chevy impala
- What's Playing, Volume 3
- gimme friction baby*
- Our Moving Tribute to Aaron Spelling
- More Offensive Than Your Mom!
- Vampires, Zombies and Acid, Oh My!
- World Cup - Tacos and Tits?
- from the music vault: nomeansno
- World Cup: Hockey, Hits, Hansons, and Hotdogs
- dude, check it out. skateboarding.
- Screw VH-1. This is the Top Offensive Punk Songs of All Time
- The Phoenix
- What's Playing, Volume 2
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 13
- damn straight
- car of the night: i'm your ice cream man
- new list time! let's get offensive!
- live from the 1994 world cup: cocaine cartels, jimmy dean and the turtle
- and you thought your dad was badass
- everything you wanted to know about fttw but didn't care enough to ask
- New Feature: What's Playing Now?
- world cup, italian cars and...frontier sex?
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 12
- pocketful of quarters
- Cartoons and Night Train. That can only mean one thing....Movie Car Night!
- and the winners are.......
- we're running out of time!
- music from the vault: angry samoans
- vote early, vote often
- 100 Greatest Punk Songs: Let the Voting Begin!
- 100 best punk songs 94 -100!!
- World Cup - The Wizard Walks By
- Drug Wars: Mescaline v. LSD in Steel Cage Match!
- have i mentioned that the turtle rules?
- 100 best punk songs, 88-93
- USA!
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 11
- car of the night: the corvette
- while we are out....
- World Cup. Dammit. This is Early
- world cup: four heads and three balls
- side note...
- and so the battle begins......
- 100 best punk songs 80-87: (sorta) new york edition
- from the music vault: mr. bungle
- car of the night: wieners??
- 100 best punk songs 71-79
- countdown to battle
more world cup stuff
- from the music vault: it's national day of slayer!
- cars of the night: movie version
- show time: you wanted blood, you got it
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 10
- car of the night: the super fucking bee
- demon on wheels
- car of the night: a whole bunch of movie/tv cars
- 100 best punk songs 65-70
- 100 best punk songs - the up to date list
- 100 best punk songs: 55-64
- music from the vault: GBH
- Punk Rock, Fast Cars and........World Cup?
- Show Time: Let's Have a War
- car of the night: AC Cobra
- from the music vault: hellacopters
- the f.t.t.w. request line
- 100 best punk songs 50-55
- 100 best punk songs: 44-49
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 9
- tonight's car: the AMC Pacer
- memorial day
- 100 best punk songs 37-43
- from the music vault:
black flag
- 100 best punk songs 29-36
- 100 best punk songs 19-28
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 8
- cars of the night: 68 and 69 charger
- 100 punk songs, 13-18: reader's choice
- 100 punk rock songs: 7-12
- you realize, of course, that this means war
top 100 punk songs of f.t.t.w.: the beginning
- rock on!
- Welcome
- from the music vault: supersuckers
- car of the night; cruisin' around in my gto
- music from the vault: the ramones
car bus of the day: ride with us
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 7
- Death Comes Ripping on a Sunday
- car of the day: el camino
- from the music vault: speedealer
- car of the night: don't come knockin'
- Best Punk Albums of the 90's
1990: Meh
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 6
- music to be subversive to:
best punk albums of the 80's
- car of the night: big pimpin'
- from the music vault: turbonegro
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 5
- reviews from the music vault: new bomb turks
- tonight's car: dust to duster
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 4
- tonight's car: ode to my mother's driving skills
- first cars
- car of the night: what would vinny barbarino drive?
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 3
- tonight's hot car: guest edition
- scratch the crack and smell the fumes, dude
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 2
- Hey kid, are you going my way?
- tonight's hot car
- we have a date with the underground, chapter 1
- music to drive muscle cars by
- poll test
- est
- mf
- Special When Lit
- Rally X - Best Video Game Car
- Evil Otto
- video game crack